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Sun Feb 3, 2019, 06:57 PM

tRump's morning intelligence briefing.....

Aide: Sir, are you ready for your briefing?
Trump: Should I have something with caffeine first, like sip a Starbucks? I like that name.
Aide: No sir, it won't help you.

Trump: What was that name you called me before?
Aide: (P)resident Donald Trump.
Trump: Are you sure?
Aide: Yes, that's what the briefing card says.

Trump: Where am I?
Aide: In the TV room in the White House in Washington, DC. In America.
Trump: It's coming back now. That's where I make all my money and talk to my friends on Foxy Friends....on the red telephone.
Aide: Do you mean Steve, Ainsley, and Brian?
Trump: Yes, and sometimes my buddy Sean when I need to know everything about the world.

Trump: Any more intelligence for today?
Aide: Only where your remote and McDonald's menu is. They're down in the black thingy some call the football.


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