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Sat Feb 9, 2019, 03:08 PM

Warning this may hurt!

From a posting on Facebook:
I was eating breakfast with my 10 year old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!"
She's smart so I asked her, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bullshit."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.

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Reply Warning this may hurt! (Original post)
csziggy Feb 2019 OP
diva77 Feb 2019 #1
hlthe2b Feb 2019 #2
Doreen Feb 2019 #3
TwistedTinkerbelle Feb 2019 #4
niyad Feb 2019 #5
3catwoman3 Feb 2019 #6
Cyrano Feb 2019 #7
sarge43 Feb 2019 #8
scarytomcat Feb 2019 #9
lunatica Feb 2019 #10
Evolve Dammit Feb 2019 #11
Tucker08087 Feb 2019 #12
amb123 Feb 2019 #13
Dem2theMax Feb 2019 #14
Totally Tunsie Feb 2019 #15
magicarpet Feb 2019 #16
csziggy Feb 2019 #18
magicarpet Feb 2019 #19
defacto7 Feb 2019 #17
rurallib Feb 2019 #20
Smackdown2019 Feb 2019 #21

Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 03:12 PM

1. shadow or not, the result will be the same

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 03:20 PM

2. LOLOL

smart kid, whosever it is....

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 03:26 PM

3. She is a genius!!

Wonderful when the young understand the truth.

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 03:30 PM

4. From the mouths of babes....

Thanks I really needed that giggle!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 03:36 PM

5. snort!!!!!!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:13 PM

6. She wins a...

...DUZY for that - brilliant!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:29 PM

7. Imagine being Bill Murray and having to live through it endlessly

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:36 PM

8. These kids nowadays..

ya gotta love 'em.

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 04:58 PM

9. She just made day.

I haven't laugh so hard in a long time
Thanks I needed that.

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:02 PM

10. LOL!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:18 PM

11. Hysterical! Sounds like a very in-tune, astute young lady.

When kids see this orange abomination, my fear is that they will view the presidency as a farce (which it currently is). Hopefully they will know it wasn't always, or does not have to be, this way. We can be so much better. James Earl Carter for example. Barack Obama is my runner-up (in my lifetime).

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:18 PM

12. Wow!

I needed that!
And the ❤️! Thank you!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:20 PM

13. Send her to Harvard right away!

Smart child!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 05:40 PM

14. 10 year old genius!

What's her name, where does she live, how soon can she run for office? Would 2020 be too soon?

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 07:26 PM

15. LOL - Forwarded to every worthy person on my Contact List!

Youth speaketh the truth!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 07:33 PM

16. Give her a big juicy kiss on the forehead for me....

... what a little angel. Make sure you steer her towards political science, international diplomacy, or a law degree in her college studies.

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Response to magicarpet (Reply #16)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 07:36 PM

18. Not mine - this was off Facebook.

But I thought it too good not to share!

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Response to csziggy (Reply #18)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 07:43 PM

19. Who ever she is,.. what a little sweetheart,...

... she would kick trDump and his Fascist minions right in the cookies,.. then spit on them.

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 07:36 PM

17. That is hilarious!

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sat Feb 9, 2019, 10:12 PM

20. I wonder what she'd get if she answered that way on the test?

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Sun Feb 10, 2019, 01:40 AM

21. Funny!

Good democrat; a shame she is not old enough to vote yet!

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