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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsYou know those retractable key devices that you hook on your belt
and you can have about 20 keys hanging on a cord that rewinds, and you can grab a key and pull it toward the lock, and then it retracts when you are done unlocking something important?
Know what I mean?
I got me one of those because people keep fucking with me, so I needed a deterrent. I just put some random old keys on the device.The way I see it, you don't mess with someone who is carrying all those keys around.
So to test it out, I went to the grocery store today and cut off some big guy in line. He started to approach me in an angry manner, so I grabbed a key and extended the cord toward him and said: "See these keys? Huh? See 'em"?
He got all sheepish and lowered his head and said "I'm sorry sir"
I said "Do you know who you're fucking with"?
Then I retracted the keys. That shit really does work.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)Heck, I'm 6'2" 245 lbs. I could probably just get away with it without the keys. (Why do we not have a "seriously considering this" emoji?)
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)mitch96
(13,923 posts)Ferrets are Cool
(21,109 posts)funniest comeback I've ever seen here. Touche`
True Dough
(17,314 posts)Doreen
(11,686 posts)walk through a big business and they will never question you on any room you decide to go in. If you think about it us lowly custodians almost have unquestioned access to anywhere.....now that is power.
LakeArenal
(28,835 posts)You cut in front of a dude just to do that?
Im missing something.
Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)Yavin4
(35,445 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,685 posts)Try looking tough after that.
Iggo
(47,563 posts)You're a hit.
kairos12
(12,865 posts)questions what you are doing. Or whether you belong there. I've done it.
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,362 posts)Nobody messes with someone with a chained wallet.