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"One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife. This girl came over, said hello and walked away. My wife asked who she is, and I said, don't you start. I have enough trouble explaining to her who you are."Rodney Dangerfield
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"One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife..." (Original Post)
DetlefK
Apr 2019
OP
my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive
Skittles
Apr 2019
#4
rurallib
(62,415 posts)1. oh lord, I needed a good laugh right now.
Submariner
(12,504 posts)2. My all time favorite Rodney quote
Ohiogal
(31,998 posts)3. "I was so depressed that...
I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said, On your mark....
Skittles
(153,160 posts)4. my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive
Glad to see you! It's been a while.
Skittles
(153,160 posts)7. HOWDY PLOPPY
yes INDEED
spooky3
(34,452 posts)11. Welcome back!! Whose ass did you have to kick? Nt
Yavin4
(35,438 posts)6. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake.
He told me, Wait til it gets warmer.
JuJuYoshida
(2,215 posts)8. He was simply the best!
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)9. Before I married my wife I wanted sex in the worst way
And since we've been married, that's the only way we have it.
Hotler
(11,421 posts)10. I told my psychiatrist.....
I was having suicidal tendencies. He said from now on I have to pay in advance.