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Fri Apr 19, 2019, 11:06 AM

"One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife..."

"One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife. This girl came over, said hello and walked away. My wife asked who she is, and I said, don't you start. I have enough trouble explaining to her who you are."

Rodney Dangerfield

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Reply "One day I was sitting in a restaurant with my wife..." (Original post)
DetlefK Apr 2019 OP
rurallib Apr 2019 #1
Submariner Apr 2019 #2
Ohiogal Apr 2019 #3
Skittles Apr 2019 #4
ploppy Apr 2019 #5
Skittles Apr 2019 #7
spooky3 Apr 2019 #11
Yavin4 Apr 2019 #6
JuJuYoshida Apr 2019 #8
NightWatcher Apr 2019 #9
Hotler Apr 2019 #10

Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 11:35 AM

1. oh lord, I needed a good laugh right now.

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 11:48 AM

2. My all time favorite Rodney quote

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 11:50 AM

3. "I was so depressed that...

I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said, “On your mark....”

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 03:27 PM

4. my wife wants to have sex in the back seat of the car, but she wants me to drive

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Response to Skittles (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 04:18 PM

5. Skittles!

Glad to see you! It's been a while.

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Response to ploppy (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 04:35 PM

7. HOWDY PLOPPY

yes INDEED

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Response to Skittles (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 09:03 PM

11. Welcome back!! Whose ass did you have to kick? Nt

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 04:18 PM

6. I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake.

He told me, “Wait til it gets warmer.”

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 04:43 PM

8. He was simply the best!

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 06:22 PM

9. Before I married my wife I wanted sex in the worst way

And since we've been married, that's the only way we have it.

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Response to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Apr 19, 2019, 07:33 PM

10. I told my psychiatrist.....

I was having suicidal tendencies. He said from now on I have to pay in advance.

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