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Thu Apr 25, 2019, 04:12 PM

A limerick, a riddle, and a pun

walk into a bar.




No joke.

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Reply A limerick, a riddle, and a pun (Original post)
kairos12 Apr 2019 OP
ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #1
TlalocW Apr 2019 #2
ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #3
TlalocW Apr 2019 #4
ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #5
TlalocW Apr 2019 #7
ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #8
TlalocW Apr 2019 #9
keithbvadu2 Apr 2019 #6

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 04:35 PM

1. The bartender was a poet

And he liked to show it
On the open mic
Late at night
After serving booze
He'd really cut loose

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 04:35 PM

2. Do it more like this

Lim'rick, Riddle, Pun
All three walk into a bar
But there is no joke

And you've got a haiku.

TlalocW

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Response to TlalocW (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 04:44 PM

3. I speak bad English

Haikus are well beyond me
I say No haikus!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #3)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 04:47 PM

4. Basic Instructions



TlalocW

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Response to TlalocW (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 05:31 PM

5. You did realize my last post was a haiku, right?

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 26, 2019, 10:24 AM

7. Yes

I only posted it
Cuz the subject was haikus.
I thought it funny

TlalocW

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Response to TlalocW (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 26, 2019, 10:33 AM

8. Uh oh!

There is a problem
Look at your very first line
There're too many syllables!

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Response to ProudLib72 (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 26, 2019, 10:59 PM

9. ...

Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck! Fuck!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Fuckity fuck fuck!

TlalocW

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Thu Apr 25, 2019, 07:04 PM

6. Terrible punchline

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