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jberryhill

(62,444 posts) Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:19 PM Jul 2019

I think my wife is trying to get rid of me....

Because it looks like she sewed labels into all of my shirts with my name and where I belong, in case I am found unconscious or wander off disoriented.

But they all say my name is Ralph Lauren, and I'm from Thailand.

WtF?

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I think my wife is trying to get rid of me.... (Original Post) jberryhill Jul 2019 OP

I found a nice shirt at a thrift store underpants Jul 2019 #1

Hop on your bike & get out of Dodge, or Thailand! GentryDixon Jul 2019 #2

I think it probably was a knockoff attempt. n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2019 #3

That's a good one, Levi jberryhill Jul 2019 #11

And do they also say you are of Medium (M) intelligence? 😉 MLAA Jul 2019 #4

I think they say that I excel, but I'm not up on all those text acronyms the kids use jberryhill Jul 2019 #6

Touch! MLAA Jul 2019 #8

i got a used man's shirt at a resale shop. i liked walter's shir. pansypoo53219 Jul 2019 #5

A used man's shirt? jberryhill Jul 2019 #7

Well, at least she still COLGATE4 Jul 2019 #9

My family and friends have me microchipped. What the fuck are you complaining about? hunter Jul 2019 #10

I went to Thailand and never saw you there Ralph. panader0 Jul 2019 #12

underpants

(182,797 posts)

1. I found a nice shirt at a thrift store

Reply to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:21 PM

Jul 2019

Looked inside. It said Cintas - the uniform and mat people. Nice shirt. I get comments on it.

GentryDixon

(2,950 posts)

2. Hop on your bike & get out of Dodge, or Thailand!

Reply to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:24 PM

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PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

3. I think it probably was a knockoff attempt. n/t

Reply to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:26 PM

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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

11. That's a good one, Levi

Reply to PoliticAverse (Reply #3)

Sat Jul 13, 2019, 09:28 AM

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MLAA

(17,288 posts)

4. And do they also say you are of Medium (M) intelligence? 😉

Reply to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:30 PM

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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

6. I think they say that I excel, but I'm not up on all those text acronyms the kids use

Reply to MLAA (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 05:03 PM

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MLAA

(17,288 posts)

8. Touch!

Reply to jberryhill (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 05:26 PM

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pansypoo53219

(20,976 posts)

5. i got a used man's shirt at a resale shop. i liked walter's shir.

Reply to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 04:53 PM

Jul 2019

then i cut off its arms + collar. i discovered weave is cooler in summer + have a nice collection of shirts now. rayon or linen the best. i think i 'fixed' a ralph lauren.