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TEB

(12,859 posts)
Thu Jul 25, 2019, 03:57 PM Jul 2019

Took my wife and the Boog the chocolate lab on a date

Boog is a little gassy as he started his day off with around 2500 calories. He land sharked counter surfed a blueberry bunt cake my wife made for work. She sat the cake down for a instant as I was in the shower to check her makeup and that is all it took.

In the shower I heard choice adjectives that were being directed at my dog. Anyway she said now I have too stop at the bakery because of this dog. So this afternoon she is over her domestic with the boog. And decided to ride along to chiropractor with me, and as I walked out she had the windows down in the Tacoma because of boog gas. And once again as boog saw me and started his bark big chocolate head hanging out the window directing me towards the correct vehicle. Woof woof man I’m here come towards my bark so you do not get in the wrong vehicle I have you covered man.

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Took my wife and the Boog the chocolate lab on a date (Original Post) TEB Jul 2019 OP
Love the Boog! FirstLight Jul 2019 #1
I live for your boog stories, TEB catbyte Jul 2019 #2
Not guilty,.. magicarpet Jul 2019 #3
Yay Boog!!!!!! ploppy Jul 2019 #4
Have you tried bottling Boog gas? ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #5
"Woof woof man I'm here come towards my bark so you do not get in the wrong vehicle I have you cover Demovictory9 Jul 2019 #6
Oh, Boog!...it's not your fault if mommy forgot to put the cake in the oven/microwave Karadeniz Jul 2019 #7

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
5. Have you tried bottling Boog gas?
Thu Jul 25, 2019, 04:48 PM
Jul 2019

Label the bottles "Genuine Oval Office Air". Sell on Ebay and make a fortune off the dumb deplorables. That will pay for all of Boog's mischief.

Demovictory9

(32,457 posts)
6. "Woof woof man I'm here come towards my bark so you do not get in the wrong vehicle I have you cover
Thu Jul 25, 2019, 05:25 PM
Jul 2019

lol

Karadeniz

(22,528 posts)
7. Oh, Boog!...it's not your fault if mommy forgot to put the cake in the oven/microwave
Thu Jul 25, 2019, 06:12 PM
Jul 2019

Plate cabinet/hall bathroom/laundry room...what was she thinking? And you got yelled at over her forgetfulness! I'm sure you've forgiven her for yelling at you, such a good boy!

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