Chris. Can you please just call her before she destroys the whole city?

[dalton99a]

A pregnant woman in Australia put her baby daddy on blast by spray-painting messages for him in public spaces in a desperate plea that’s since gone viral.

The unidentified vandal scrawled the all-caps messages in purple paint all over the Melbourne suburb of Frankston — catching the eye of a local Facebook page administrator.

“CHRIS U NEED 2 TALK 2 ME BEFORE BABY IS BORN OR DONT BOTHER AFTER,” they read, according to photos posted to the Frankston Community Noticeboard.

The same message appeared on brick walls, doors, the pavement and garbage dispensers throughout the neighborhood.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/30/mystery-woman-vandalizes-australian-neighborhood-with-messages-to-chris/

[customerserviceguy]

1. Wow

I'd bet he regrets even having a penis at this point.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. More to the point,

taking responsibility to prevent conception in the first place.

Men mostly get off the hook on this.

[MontanaMama]

2. Prediction...

Chris isn’t calling before that baby is born.