.... You may have heard before.
Late one night, a man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for over 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.Inside he finds a young couple asleep in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. Then he tries to tie the wife to the bed. While tying the wife, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he is in the bathroom, the husband whispers over to his wife, "Listen honey, this guy is an escaped convict and appears to be very dangerous. Look at his clothes; he appears to have spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in a long time. Do whatever he tells you. That's the only way we may come out of this alive. Satisfy him in any way he wants, no matter how disgusting it might be for you. This guy is obviously very dangerous and refusing him might put our lives in jeopardy. Be strong honey, I love you." His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay and thinks that you are cute. He asked me if we had any Vaseline or KY jelly. I told him it is in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!"
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