The internet has disproved the theory that

[Floyd R. Turbo]

a million monkeys banging on typewriters would eventually recreate the complete works of Shakespeare!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

1. I always did think that was a dumb thing.

[Ptah]

2. 2 bees or nut too beez

[Backseat Driver]

3. You saw this earlier today, yes?

https://www.newsweek.com/bee-two-fathers-and-no-mother-has-been-discovered-1233247?fbclid=IwAR34Oh0UZ7MyNicXnhuNvgBTl_sTtP1_UA6XD5V5AsoG5hgcx0iOZ8PhxWo

A (FEMALE) BEE WITH TWO FATHERS AND NO MOTHER HAS BEEN DISCOVERED

DA BIRDS AND DA BEES play chess?

[empedocles]

4. Have heard a number of fine uses of that 'million monkey's sentence. However,

your application of the 'monkeys' does the internet justice.

[flotsam]

5. The correct term is "an infinite number of monkeys"

But as we have seen there is not even an infinite number of trump supporters and therefore no chance of a larger number of more evolved primates...

[malthaussen]

6. Eh, 20 years is nothing.

Give it time.

-- Mal