Almost got my ass kicked last night by a bunch of actual circus clowns.

[LuckyCharms]

They surrounded me.

The biggest one walked up to me, and in an attempt to intimidate, he pointed at his shoes and said "You know what they say about men with big feet, don'tcha"?

I laughed and said "Yes...more stink".

He said "You're not going to be laughing in a minute".

I said "I thought you fuckers were supposed to be funny".

That seemed to devastate the whole gang. They all frowned at once, and all 37 of them climbed back into their Volkswagen Beetle and drove away.

[TEB]

1. Wow

I have a fear of clowns

[Laffy Kat]

2. Next time, go for the juggler. nt

[LuckyCharms]

3. LMAO

[sl8]

5. Oh, that's awful.

Well done.

[sl8]

4. I've found that the key to a good clown fight is having the right soundtrack.

Malcolm in the middle clown fight scene

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Published on Jan 24, 2018

My all time favorite scene in the series

Song: You Decorated My Life
Artist: Kenny Rogers
Album: 20 Great Years
Licensed to YouTube by: WMG (on behalf of Warner Rhino Off Roster-Audio); SOLAR Music Rights Management, UNIAO BRASILEIRA DE EDITORAS DE MUSICA - UBEM, LatinAutor - SonyATV, EMI Music Publishing, LatinAutor, and 4 Music Rights Societies

[NCjack]

8. and a really big shtick. nt

[Arkansas Granny]

6. My theory on men with big feet is that more men should buy shoes that fit.

[empedocles]

7. Hmmm

[Niagara]

9. That wasn't a pleasant jester

[LuckyCharms]

10. Does this taste funny to you?

Said the cannibal as he was eating a clown.

Old joke, but in case you haven't heard it before...

[Niagara]

11. Good one, LC!

I should know by now not be drinking anything while cruising the lounge. I started laughing and choked on my coffee after reading your response.