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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsHa ha.....new older woman moved into our neighborhood, an has the "fishnet leg, with a shade"
in her window for some of her Christmas decorations..... Now how do I introduce myself to her??
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Ha ha.....new older woman moved into our neighborhood, an has the "fishnet leg, with a shade" (Original Post)
a kennedy
Dec 2019
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El Supremo
(20,365 posts)1. Shoot your eye out with a BB Gun. n/m
Snackshack
(2,541 posts)2. That's great.
Obviously when the moment presents itself you should compliment her excellent choice lighting decorations.
Siwsan
(26,262 posts)3. Tell her your last name Bumpus.
And you have hounds.
LastDemocratInSC
(3,647 posts)4. Tell her you hear a clinker problem in her basement.
Tanuki
(14,918 posts)5. Knock on the door wearing a pink bunny costume
mopinko
(70,103 posts)6. lick the flagpole.
Cartoonist
(7,316 posts)7. Ask her
Do you know the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?
mercuryblues
(14,531 posts)8. Get her a decoder ring. put it in her mailbox
sarge43
(28,941 posts)9. Tell her you admire her taste in Italian decor n/t
2naSalit
(86,610 posts)10. Dress up in your ranger
getup to impress her!
Niagara
(7,610 posts)11. lol
"Only one thing could draw me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window
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Historic NY
(37,449 posts)12. wear the other fish net stocking
Iggo
(47,552 posts)13. "That's a major award!"
MissB
(15,807 posts)14. Bring her some holiday treats in a box marked "fragile"
Thats pronounced fra-jill-eh.
BuffaloJackalope
(818 posts)15. Send the Bumpas Hounds over