How many ways do you love the Devil

[47of74]

This sign asks that question;



By my count according to this sign I love him in at least nine different ways.

[fishwax]

1. They should add "abuser's of apostrophe's"

[Still Blue in PDX]

26. Damn'd straight. nt

[Arugula Latte]

2. Ten.

Maybe 11 if I'm to be considered High Fullutent.



Also ... Sports Nuts?

[Art_from_Ark]

43. That would be SPORT'S NUT'S

Can't forge't tho's apostrophe's

[Arugula Latte]

3. Question: What's a P.K.?

[MicaelS]

6. Preacher's kid??? That's all I can think of. n/t

[Bucky]

8. Right. They're notorious troublemakers.

Excuse me, I meant to write troublemaker[font size="3"]'[/font]s.

[KamaAina]

11. Penalty kick?

I hate deciding matches that way, too, but Satanic? (well maybe if the ManUtd Red Devils won on them )

[Art_from_Ark]

44. Based on the "spirit" of that sign, I think it means

"Peace Keeper"

[Yavin4]

4. 12 for Me

Running with the Devil!

[Tobin S.]

5. Nine for me, too.

I've heard the devil is really fun at parties. That might make me love him, too. So give me ten.

I take it preachers generally did not excel in their grammar classes in grade school. I drive past a church every day through the week that has a sign out front. The preacher changes the sign about once a month. There's a different message on either side of the sign. I've been driving past that church for eight months now, so I've seen sixteen different messages. They have all been grammatically wrong. I can't think of any exceptions.

I've thought about getting out and taking pictures each time he changes the sign, but I'm in a large, heavy straight truck and I don't want to get on his parking lot with it.

[ZombieHorde]

7. What is with the apostrophes?

Oh, and apparently, I love the Devil very much.

[Bucky]

9. I'm not sure I agree with "Loud Mouth Women's"

God don't put up with that shit.

[femmocrat]

10. "High Fullutent"

and poor Sport... his nut's are apparently demonic!

[Tobin S.]

15. A feminist friend of mine once told me that

the possessive form of a word is an abbreviation of the word "his" left over from old English. She was trying to demonstrate to me how our language has some sexist aspects to it.

So maybe the person who wrote the sign was trying to say "sport his nut his," and just didn't have enough room on the sign.

[Still Blue in PDX]

27. That's even funnier than the sign itself!

Sounds like some ESL naughty thing. Of course, the composer of that sign is obviously ESL, his first language being "stupid."

[bluesbassman]

32. I think they meant "High Flatulent". Apparently God must have a sensitive nose.

[frogmarch]

12. P.K's = Promise Keepers

My fundy sis-in-law says Promise Keepers are New Age phonies, not real Christians, and that they're cowardly sissies. Maybe that's why P.K's are listed.

The apostrophes make me cringe.

[MicaelS]

17. Promise Keepers..that's it..

Good catch.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

23. I met a guy in a Promise Keepers shirt once.

He had a TV set on a rack in his office.
One of the video tape boxes on the rack under it was entitled "BLACK - WHITE - ANAL".

I damn near puked. What a hypocrite.

[KamaAina]

13. The Devil went to San Jose, and he was looking for a soul to steal...

... but he didn't have to look very far. (at least nine )

[jmowreader]

14. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say thirteen

Maybe fourteen...in the shithole I live in, carrying a laptop case is enough to get you branded a "homo."

[pipi_k]

16. My dog

Sport love's to lick's his's own nut's.

Doe's that mean's he's going to hell?




PS...what the hell is "Sophisticated Swine"? Miss Piggy at a Debutante Ball?

[Tobin S.]

18. I think that's that whole contempt for intellectuals thing.

Which might explain the problems with his sign.

[HappyMe]

19. I have more fun stuff to do than worry about this crap.

And yeah, I'm probably going to hell, or somewhere....

I'll save you all a seat.

[Marie Marie]

20. Loud Mouth Women? High Fullutent?

Really? What, no Drama Queens or Cry Babies? This is just too f-ing funny.

[woo me with science]

21. I don't love the Devil,

but I have sympathy for him.

[solara]

22. Woah.. 15 different way's for me

Apparently me love him long time, too 'cause I been around for year's

[47of74]

33. Congratulations!

[solara]

39. On what? the fifteen way's?

Actually I think it may be more.. I forgot about Pagan




( edited to add the apostrophes)

[47of74]

41. I think you have the highest number

So yes you can love him looooong time!

[solara]

46. Haha. Naw,. I saw an 18 in there I think

you're funny

[Manifestor_of_Light]

24. What's a Bahi?

I think he meant Baha'i and I don't know where the apostrophe goes in that one. Had to look it up.

My ex husband married my daughter's kindergarten teacher and she told me that the new wife celebrated "yamaha day". I could not figure it out until she was old enough to tell me that the woman is Baha'i.

[edhopper]

25. As Billy Joel sang;

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

[A Simple Game]

28. How many ways? Why 666 ways of course, please update your sign. n/t

[hobbit709]

29. I think I hit 18 of those.

Of course as a friend of mine once told some thumpers that she didn't believe in God, their response was "Then you believe in Satan"
Her response was You have to believe in one to believe in the other-two sides of the same coin.
She thought they were going to have a fit.

[lunatica]

30. What's a HIGH FULLUTENT?

I might be one.

[HopeHoops]

31. Loving the devil involves misplaced apostrophes?

Ignoring that, I'd say about 14 of them.

[Denninmi]

34. Sophisticated Swine???

Really, so Miss Piggy goes straight to Hell?



So, do you suppose they have barbecue sauce in Hell? Doesn't bode well for the poor pig!

[ThomThom]

35. go out and sin sin sin

what's left for fun now?
I guess it is only possessives that heart the devil

[petronius]

36. I can only honestly claim seven. Well, eight if a government job

with tenure counts as a "recipient." And my laziness when it comes to housework probably qualifies as "freeloading." So, nine.

Still not good enough, though - I'll have to consult the wife to see if we can get drunken perverted fornication on the calendar. Maybe with some emo tunes in the background...

[blueamy66]

37. I got 12

is that good?

on edit: 13 - I missed Loud Mouthed Women

[treestar]

38. What are the apostrophes for?

They don't have it in "druggies" but why do they add it in the other ones? They realize it is not needed for the plural for "druggies" but not for the others.

What is "fullutent."

[bluesbassman]

40. Don't know if I love the devil, but...

[Major Nikon]

42. According to the bible, god killed over 2 million people. Satan only killed 10.

So the question should be, why do you love Jebus?

[soleiri]

45. Love the Devil?

Nope, I'm a Kings fan.