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Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:39 AM

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You barium.

I'd tell you another joke, but all the good ones argon.


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Reply What do you do with a dead chemist? (Original post)
kairos12 Jan 2020 OP
Docreed2003 Jan 2020 #1
kairos12 Jan 2020 #2
MLAA Jan 2020 #3
kairos12 Jan 2020 #6
MLAA Jan 2020 #10
underpants Jan 2020 #4
Docreed2003 Jan 2020 #5
MLAA Jan 2020 #9
Wounded Bear Jan 2020 #12
Docreed2003 Jan 2020 #7
kairos12 Jan 2020 #8
keithbvadu2 Jan 2020 #11
Bayard Jan 2020 #13
Xipe Totec Jan 2020 #14
Leith Jan 2020 #15

Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:41 AM

1. Lol...keep telling them

You might get a reaction

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:43 AM

2. What does a hungry clock do?

Goes back 4 seconds!


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Response to kairos12 (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:44 AM

3. How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?

Unique up on him.

Keep em coming!

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Response to MLAA (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:49 AM

6. Very good.

"This is not fair!"

Said a Russian who realized he got bad directions to the fair.

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Response to kairos12 (Reply #6)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:56 AM

10. Here's one you've probably heard but it still makes me smile whenever I count out loud

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven eight nine!

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:46 AM

4. 😁👀

Love these

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:47 AM

5. Two chemists walk into a bar

The first one says "I'll take an H20", the second says "I'll take an H20 too"....he's dead now

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:54 AM

9. 😂 🤣

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:21 AM

12. Simon is no longer with us...

Simon is no more.
What he thought was H20
was H2SO4

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:49 AM

7. Did you hear the one about Cobalt, Radon, & Yttrium

It was CoRnY

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #7)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 10:50 AM

8. Outstanding!!

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 11:02 AM

11. G-r-o-o-o-o-a-n.

G-r-o-o-o-o-a-n.

Already emailing them out.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 01:01 PM

13. Got a great new t-shirt for xmas (thanks, Duppers!)

You Matter
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed
of light squared......
Then you energy.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 03:02 PM

14. I heard that one on the radium

Neon was laughing.

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Response to kairos12 (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2020, 07:55 PM

15. Sing at his funeral



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