What do you do with a dead chemist?

[kairos12]

You barium.

I'd tell you another joke, but all the good ones argon.

[Docreed2003]

1. Lol...keep telling them

You might get a reaction

[kairos12]

2. What does a hungry clock do?

Goes back 4 seconds!

[MLAA]

3. How do you catch a one of a kind rabbit?

Unique up on him.

Keep em coming!

[kairos12]

6. Very good.

"This is not fair!"

Said a Russian who realized he got bad directions to the fair.

[MLAA]

10. Here's one you've probably heard but it still makes me smile whenever I count out loud

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven eight nine!

[underpants]

4. 😁👀

Love these

[Docreed2003]

5. Two chemists walk into a bar

The first one says "I'll take an H20", the second says "I'll take an H20 too"....he's dead now

[MLAA]

9. 😂 🤣

[Wounded Bear]

12. Simon is no longer with us...

Simon is no more.
What he thought was H20
was H2SO4

[Docreed2003]

7. Did you hear the one about Cobalt, Radon, & Yttrium

It was CoRnY

[kairos12]

8. Outstanding!!

[keithbvadu2]

11. G-r-o-o-o-o-a-n.

G-r-o-o-o-o-a-n.

Already emailing them out.

[Bayard]

13. Got a great new t-shirt for xmas (thanks, Duppers!)

You Matter
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed
of light squared......
Then you energy.

[Xipe Totec]

14. I heard that one on the radium

Neon was laughing.

[Leith]

15. Sing at his funeral