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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts) Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:46 AM Feb 2020

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My wife gave me an ID bracelet for our anniversary, but the engraver got my initials wrong. Instead

of FRT, it reads DNR!

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My wife gave me an ID bracelet for our anniversary, but the engraver got my initials wrong. Instead (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 OP

Okay, Floyd, that one was funny. rzemanfl Feb 2020 #1

Thanks!😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #12

Laugh of the morning underpants Feb 2020 #2

😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #13

Well... it's the thought that counts. Right? NurseJackie Feb 2020 #3

Indeed! 😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #14

No mistake ? Can you believe trump yesterday talking about wives wanting their husbands to die??. lunasun Feb 2020 #4

One of my favorite scenes from Dolores Claiborne sdfernando Feb 2020 #9

I looooove that movie. nolabear Feb 2020 #25

Missed it! ✌🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #15

Good one! Ohiogal Feb 2020 #5

Thanks! 😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #16

Thanks, I needed a laugh. 58Sunliner Feb 2020 #6

😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #17

Haha.. RestoreAmerica2020 Feb 2020 #7

😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #18

Very funny! smirkymonkey Feb 2020 #8

😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #19

You are a clever devil, Floyd... hlthe2b Feb 2020 #10

Oh, here, there, everywhere. Mostly there! 😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #20

oops... make that "clever" not "cleaver"... though hlthe2b Feb 2020 #22

I'd have your wife taste your food before you eat. Fla Dem Feb 2020 #11

Good idea! Does matter that I'm the cook? 😀 Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #21

I splurged on a custom license plate a few years ago Kali Feb 2020 #23

Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Feb 2020 #24

Rodney D., is that you? Love it. Nt spooky3 Feb 2020 #26

😄 blm Feb 2020 #27

Wives can be like that. CentralMass Feb 2020 #28

she misunderstood "enGRAVEr?" TalenaGor Feb 2020 #29

rzemanfl

(29,567 posts)

1. Okay, Floyd, that one was funny.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:49 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

12. Thanks!😀

Reply to rzemanfl (Reply #1)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:14 PM

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underpants

(182,870 posts)

2. Laugh of the morning

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:53 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

13. 😀

Reply to underpants (Reply #2)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:15 PM

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NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

3. Well... it's the thought that counts. Right?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:56 AM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

14. Indeed! 😀

Reply to NurseJackie (Reply #3)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:15 PM

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lunasun

(21,646 posts)

4. No mistake ? Can you believe trump yesterday talking about wives wanting their husbands to die??.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:00 PM

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What was his upbringing like and maybe his own wives

At least it didn’t say FART

sdfernando

(4,940 posts)

9. One of my favorite scenes from Dolores Claiborne

Reply to lunasun (Reply #4)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:32 PM

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nolabear

(41,991 posts)

25. I looooove that movie.

Reply to sdfernando (Reply #9)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:21 PM

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Got to go watch again.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

15. Missed it! ✌🏻

Reply to lunasun (Reply #4)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:16 PM

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Ohiogal

(32,047 posts)

5. Good one!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:04 PM

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Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield line!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

16. Thanks! 😀

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #5)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:17 PM

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58Sunliner

(4,392 posts)

6. Thanks, I needed a laugh.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:06 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

17. 😀

Reply to 58Sunliner (Reply #6)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:17 PM

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RestoreAmerica2020

(3,438 posts)

7. Haha..

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:30 PM

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Have great day DNR!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

18. 😀

Reply to RestoreAmerica2020 (Reply #7)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:17 PM

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smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

8. Very funny!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:32 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

19. 😀

Reply to smirkymonkey (Reply #8)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:18 PM

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hlthe2b

(102,343 posts)

10. You are a clever devil, Floyd...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 12:39 PM

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Last edited Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:27 PM - Edit history (1)

so, tell us... where do you get your material?

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

20. Oh, here, there, everywhere. Mostly there! 😀

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #10)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:18 PM

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hlthe2b

(102,343 posts)

22. oops... make that "clever" not "cleaver"... though

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #20)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:28 PM

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one really doesn't know for sure what you do with your kitchen implements, now do we? LOL

Fla Dem

(23,736 posts)

11. I'd have your wife taste your food before you eat.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 01:12 PM

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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

21. Good idea! Does matter that I'm the cook? 😀

Reply to Fla Dem (Reply #11)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 03:19 PM

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Kali

(55,019 posts)

23. I splurged on a custom license plate a few years ago

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 09:28 PM

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it is a riff on "Beef. It's what's for dinner," so the last three letters are DNR. the other day some woman drove up along side my car and was trying to get my attention. she was all excited and wanted to agree that DNR was important or something. I had to explain that isn't what my plate said. also on the frame it says "got beef?" and the front plate is an Arizona Beef plate. not real observant - or very selective in her focus.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,570 posts)

24. Ha!

Reply to Kali (Reply #23)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 10:19 PM

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spooky3

(34,468 posts)

26. Rodney D., is that you? Love it. Nt

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:21 PM

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blm

(113,083 posts)

27. 😄

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:23 PM

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CentralMass

(15,265 posts)

28. Wives can be like that.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:27 PM

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TalenaGor

(1,104 posts)

29. she misunderstood "enGRAVEr?"

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Feb 7, 2020, 11:33 PM

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