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jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
Sun Mar 22, 2020, 04:40 AM Mar 2020

The Bad Big Mac

So it seems that Our Great President ate a bag of botulism-tainted Big Macs and, as one will do when he does that, he wound up in a mahogany box at the front of the National Cathedral.

Paula White, Trump’s official spiritual advisor, was giving the benediction.

“Let us now praise this man, the greatest of all Americans. He was kind. He was thoughtful. He was generous. He was unerringly faithful to his beautiful wife. He was...”

At this point, Melania turned to her son. “Barron, please be a dear. Go up there, look in the casket, and see if you can figure out who the hell that is.”

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The Bad Big Mac (Original Post) jmowreader Mar 2020 OP
Oh Snap!... Dark Humor. djacq Mar 2020 #1
I needed that! BlueMTexpat Mar 2020 #2
That was good. Paka Mar 2020 #3
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