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Purrfessor

(1,184 posts)
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 10:42 AM Mar 2020

Shakespearean sonnet on lack of toilet paper...

Such emptiness seems blindness to mine eyes,
Which once reflected wings of Angel Soft.
So light to touch like clouds in distant skies,
T’would billow on the breeze if held aloft.
What erstwhile forest floors did resupply.
This thing we rarely gave a second thought,
That lay like lifeless fallen butterflies,
May yet again be prized and highly sought.
But thus with racks devoid their precious prize.
And endless searches bring no chance reward.
Nor goods for which we choose to compromise,
While looking with contempt t’ward those who hoard,
We’ve little choice but act without delay.
And jury rig an interim bidet.

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Shakespearean sonnet on lack of toilet paper... (Original Post) Purrfessor Mar 2020 OP
K & R! That needs to go (if you'll pardon the expression) viral! 50 Shades Of Blue Mar 2020 #1
Thank you. I figured writing sonnets was a good way... Purrfessor Mar 2020 #2

Purrfessor

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2. Thank you. I figured writing sonnets was a good way...
Mon Mar 30, 2020, 12:52 PM
Mar 2020

to pass the time on lockdown. Plus I like the challenge.

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