*** Gets out her Staple Gun and posts the sign for the new DU Wine Bar ***

[LynneSin]

[panader0]

1. There's a new bar and grill in the Bisbee (Az) area

The Double P Bar and Grill

[Denninmi]

2. LynneSin, I usually enjoy your posted signs... but, I gotta tell you, this one ...

just pisses me off!



(You had to have seen this joke coming, it's just so obvious).

[geardaddy]

3. I'd like a bottle of 2002 Number One, please.

It has notes of asparagus and is slightly foamy.

[nolabear]

4. !

[bluesbassman]

5. I'm assuming they only serve in squirt glasses?

[rug]

6. I'll stick with red.

[LynneSin]

7. Well we only serve that once a month for 4-5 days

Just saying

[bluesbassman]

8. No you did not just say that!!!

[LynneSin]

10. Welcome to DU3

where we can just say that and probably not get locked

[rug]

9. Oh, put a cork in it.

[ohiosmith]

11. Does that come with a Poo Poo platter?

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. A glass of Yellowtail, please.

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Isn't the Whine Bar in Meta?
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[HopeHoops]

13. I don't know about any of you, but I always need to pee on Mondays.

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. Freak.

[HopeHoops]

15. You hold yours all day?

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. Yes. 24/7. I find it very comforting.

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Wait... YOU were still talking about pee, weren't you?
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[HopeHoops]

17. Um, rim shot?