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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsQUICKLY, ORREX... ... ... TO THE POOPCAVE!!!
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QUICKLY, ORREX... ... ... TO THE POOPCAVE!!! (Original Post)
MiddleFingerMom
Jun 2012
OP
As BAD as my memory is, I almost NEVER forget that I need to get toilet paper.
MiddleFingerMom
Jun 2012
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Renew Deal
(83,241 posts)1. A dream come true
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)2. That's not enough to cover the morning after buritto and Schlitz night.
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)3. They still make Schlitz? Then they are probably the same ones
that own the TP company.
nolabear
(43,320 posts)4. Lessee, "4=10", and they've got 26
minus 1/2 of 1 means...wait, I think my brain has a hemmorrhoid.
bluedigger
(17,171 posts)5. That reminds me...
If only I could remember when I get to the store...
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)6. As BAD as my memory is, I almost NEVER forget that I need to get toilet paper.
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When MiddleFingerMomButt is happy... MiddleFingerMom is happy.
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davsand
(13,430 posts)7. They'll not wipe out that supply anytime soon.
Not even in my household where toilet paper is usually an endangered feces...er...species, I mean.
Laura
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)8. Endangered feces?!?!?
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Thanks for inspiring me to go on a (successful) search this morning.
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davsand
(13,430 posts)9. That is an old SNL gag from Gilda Radner's character Emily Litella.
"What's all this about endangered feces?"
"That's endangered species, Emily..."
"oh, I see. Bitch."
Yes. I am old, but at least I still have my memory, sort of...
Laura
jp11
(2,104 posts)10. Well that's ONE way to die.