"Laughing to keep from crying" has never been more true than now...

[First Speaker]

...when I saw Trump have his now infamous Moment of Lysol, and saw the reaction of Dr Birx...I blinked. I sat there, literally stunned. I had heard--we all had--anything and everything come from the Moron's Mouth these past few years. But this! And by God, I laughed. Long and hard. And I still am. Knowing every second how utterly unfunny it all is. Mark Twain, Joseph Heller, George Carlin, Andy Kaufman, and Monty Python combined couldn't match the reality of our lives. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to shut up and drink my Lysol...

[Aristus]

1. It's even in my sig line.

Boy, Lord Byron sure got it right...

[Laelth]

2. There's an easier way, you know?

-Laelth