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bobbieinok

(12,858 posts) Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:12 PM Jun 2020

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There was a terrible plane crash on the US-CA border. Where were the survivors buried?

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There was a terrible plane crash on the US-CA border. Where were the survivors buried? (Original Post) bobbieinok Jun 2020 OP

Survivors aren't buried dflprincess Jun 2020 #1

Survivors do not get buried alive (n/t) PJMcK Jun 2020 #2

That joke is older than I am. Walleye Jun 2020 #3

This was a very popular joke 'gotcha' question when I was in jr high in 50s bobbieinok Jun 2020 #4

In the ground? Dream Girl Jun 2020 #5

How much does an airplane weigh? True or False? 2naSalit Jun 2020 #6

Maybe. Harker Jun 2020 #12

So, what's the difference between and orange? 2naSalit Jun 2020 #14

I need to sit down. Harker Jun 2020 #16

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? FoxNewsSucks Jun 2020 #7

I'm not so sure about that jmowreader Jun 2020 #8

OMG!!! Doreen Jun 2020 #11

That my friend, is a classic! I fully intend to steal it. NNadir Jun 2020 #13

Stealing that one! 2naSalit Jun 2020 #15

How long ago was it? If that was in 1925.......... DFW Jun 2020 #9

Coooool! bobbieinok Jun 2020 #10

They were buried alive? Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #17

dflprincess

(28,075 posts)

1. Survivors aren't buried

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:13 PM

Jun 2020

Unless it's some freaky horror movie

PJMcK

(22,035 posts)

2. Survivors do not get buried alive (n/t)

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:13 PM

Jun 2020

Walleye

(31,017 posts)

3. That joke is older than I am.

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:14 PM

Jun 2020

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)

4. This was a very popular joke 'gotcha' question when I was in jr high in 50s

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:17 PM

Jun 2020

Dream Girl

(5,111 posts)

5. In the ground?

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:21 PM

Jun 2020

Got me!

2naSalit

(86,579 posts)

6. How much does an airplane weigh? True or False?

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:32 PM

Jun 2020

Harker

(14,015 posts)

12. Maybe.

Reply to 2naSalit (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:24 PM

Jun 2020

Maybe not.

2naSalit

(86,579 posts)

14. So, what's the difference between and orange?

Reply to Harker (Reply #12)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:53 PM

Jun 2020

A: The handle bar is in the middle.

Harker

(14,015 posts)

16. I need to sit down.

Reply to 2naSalit (Reply #14)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 09:01 PM

Jun 2020

FoxNewsSucks

(10,429 posts)

7. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:41 PM

Jun 2020

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"Put it on my bill!"

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

8. I'm not so sure about that

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 06:27 PM

Jun 2020

The cops were driving down a back road one fine day when they see a guy filling in a hole. They decided to investigate.

"Donald Trump died, and I buried him."

'Tell us more, please.'

"Well Officer, I was driving down the road just minding my own affair when I saw this car smashed up against that tree over there." (He points to a car that is, indeed, smashed up against a tree.) So I pulled over and went to see. It was Trump. He was eating a Big Mac while driving, got it stuck in his throat, died of suffocation, and wrecked his car. So, just to be a good citizen I figured I'd bury him and save y'all the trouble."

'That's certainly patriotic,' said one of the officers, 'but are you absolutely certain he was dead?'

"Well Officer, that's the thing. He said he wasn't, but you know that sumbitch lies about everything."

Doreen

(11,686 posts)

11. OMG!!!

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 07:35 PM

Jun 2020

I can't quit laughing.

NNadir

(33,515 posts)

13. That my friend, is a classic! I fully intend to steal it.

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:42 PM

Jun 2020

2naSalit

(86,579 posts)

15. Stealing that one!

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:55 PM

Jun 2020

DFW

(54,370 posts)

9. How long ago was it? If that was in 1925..........

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 06:30 PM

Jun 2020

Well, the survivors are probably buried all over the place!

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)

10. Coooool!

Reply to DFW (Reply #9)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 06:32 PM

Jun 2020

Amy-Strange

(854 posts)

17. They were buried alive?

Reply to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 09:06 PM

Jun 2020

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That was an old joke... older than me, and I'm 63!
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