Anyone else think their cat(s) have telepathic powers like Dr X in X-Men?

[KatChatter]

or is it just me?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Mine can hear me thinking about feeding them.

I am convinced of this.

[KatChatter]

4. Beyond that

I can suddenly wake up out of a sound sleep and all 3 are staring at me and I just walk to the kitchen and feed them without thinking.

Like I had no control of myself.

[HipChick]

2. My cat vetted all my would be suitors..

and he was always 100% right..

If I brought them over the house, he would leap at them from an upstairs balcony - claws open right at their crotch..

If he liked them, he would purr and circle their legs...

He was always right about the douchebags..

[KatChatter]

5. The right guy will bring you a mouse or other small furry critter

and the cat will approve and it will be the man you marry, well if you are into that, or shack up with for a long time.

[lunatica]

3. Dogs have that too

And with each other too. They can be sound asleep and then suddenly they're both wide awake and mind melding me into giving them a snack. It's really kinda creepy sometimes. It's like they can tell time or something. And far better than I can.

[HopeHoops]

6. Of course. Cats are born stoned.