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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA limerick for tRUMP...
It doesn't take much of a thinker
To know that tRUMP is a stinker.
He prattles and prates
And increases the hates
As he goes down like a lead sinker.
Feel free to add your own!
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A limerick for tRUMP... (Original Post)
abqtommy
Aug 2020
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berni_mccoy
(23,018 posts)1. There once was a man named Trump
There once was a man named Trump
Who had tiny hands and huge rump
So big when he sharted
A movement it started
His poll numbers ran down his legs with his dump!
North Shore Chicago
(3,340 posts)3. Nice!
BComplex
(8,080 posts)2. There once was a dick tater named trump
Hoping for a ratings bump
But he downplayed the virus
And pissed off Cyrus
And now he's railing at his slump.
North Shore Chicago
(3,340 posts)4. Good one!
BComplex
(8,080 posts)5. Thanks!
North Shore Chicago
(3,340 posts)6. Fun thread!
There once was a man with orange hair
Not one good deed did he dare
When people were dying
And he wasn't trying
Nothing in the world made him care
berni_mccoy
(23,018 posts)8. Excellent!
Aristus
(66,487 posts)9. Here's part of one I wrote about GWB, but was unable to finish:
A President named George W. Bush,
Had his head so far up his tush,
When they fell from the sky,
He attacked the wrong guy,
And...
Ideas for a final line?