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Le Roi de Pot

(744 posts) Tue Sep 1, 2020, 03:15 PM Sep 2020

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Trump Jokes

Let create a thread of Trump Jokes.

I'll start:

How do you make Trump wear a mask?
You tell him that is made by repurposing Ivanka's Bra.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Trump
Trump Who?
No - Trump Pee

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Trump Jokes (Original Post) Le Roi de Pot Sep 2020 OP

I see an employment gap on your resume underpants Sep 2020 #1

ROFL! smirkymonkey Sep 2020 #3

I went to a bar today and ordered a White Russian. Ohiogal Sep 2020 #2

underpants

(182,803 posts)

1. I see an employment gap on your resume

Reply to Le Roi de Pot (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 03:24 PM

Sep 2020

I was in prison
Are you sure you weren’t working in the Trump administration?
Nope. Prison. I was definitely in prison.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

3. ROFL!

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 04:32 PM

Sep 2020

...for 1st degree murder!

Ohiogal

(31,999 posts)

2. I went to a bar today and ordered a White Russian.

Reply to Le Roi de Pot (Original post)

Tue Sep 1, 2020, 03:35 PM

Sep 2020

They gave me a picture of Trump.

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