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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI have an itchy nipple
and scratching it with this hacksaw blade is not helping it.
Maybe I'll start patting it with the back of a spoon...that's it...I'll use the back of a spoon.
Thanks.
LakeArenal
(28,836 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)LakeArenal
(28,836 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)LakeArenal
(28,836 posts)Frasier Balzov
(2,663 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,819 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,819 posts)You should be using a grapefruit spoon.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,965 posts)Worked for me.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)I hope he's willing to help.
Cirque du So-What
(25,965 posts)634-5789
(4,175 posts)Itchy Nipple is running out if the 5 hole, Race 7 at Aquaduct today...what are the odds?
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Baked Potato
(7,733 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)room temperature?
cayugafalls
(5,642 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)OhZone
(3,212 posts)Oh, maybe I've said too much.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)It's a goat milker.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,786 posts)Happened to a friend of mine, so I studied up.
He had been itching for a year, then noticed a swelling and a lump. It was prevalent enough that people noticed and remarked about how he was always scratching that spot.
Finally mentioned it to his doctor, and found out he had breast cancer. He is currently in treatment.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)I hope your friend does well.
Harker
(14,031 posts)hunter
(38,325 posts)This I have learned here.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Since you know from experience that it won't be hidden, I'll post it in a few minutes.
hunter
(38,325 posts)So far as I know they are still out there.
Maybe on archive.org or somewhere.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)of the hand I have been using to scratch it. Please excuse the filth...I've been staining. And my nails grow so fast I have to cut them about once a week...haven't done that yet. I'll post a pic of the nipple after I do a few bong rips.
JustFiveMoreMinutes
(2,133 posts)The bag boy was handsome, nice build, great arms, and dimples and all smiles.
She couldn't help but be turned on and since she was single, nothing to worry about...
Soooooooo...
On the way to the car, she leaned into him and whispered "I've got an Itchy Pussy".
The young man sighed and answered, "Listen lady all these foreign cars look the same to me, you'll have to point it out!"
... and I'll show myself to the door!
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Last edited Tue Sep 29, 2020, 05:03 AM - Edit history (1)
I'm sure they would like to help!
*Disclaimer: Having a cat help scratch such a sensitive area may result in a 911 call.*
Kali
(55,019 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Kali
(55,019 posts)you want to relieve an itch, not polish
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Kali
(55,019 posts)wonder what it looks like in person
https://www.harborfreight.com/9-in-x-11-in-24-grit-garnet-sanding-sheets-7-pk-60293.html?cid=paid_google
Kali
(55,019 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Kali
(55,019 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)Kali
(55,019 posts)unless you are interested in enlarging your navel.
LuckyCharms
(17,454 posts)hide a 6 ounce can of V-8 juice in. I tried in once to see if it would fit. It did. That was 6 years ago.
It's still in there.
Kali
(55,019 posts)UTUSN
(70,725 posts)Fun fact, Napoleon had his massages topped off with brush downs!1
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.amazon.com/Adams-20-Fender-Tire-Brush/dp/B005DTIP2S&ved=2ahUKEwi1lr_Q3I3sAhUDIKwKHYYxBhIQqa4BMAB6BAgQEAU&usg=AOvVaw0JjDDZTAv-fH--RsiaTAbu
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I always find that works very well for me.