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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLets have some fun today and play "Trump is so stupid that....."
I'll start with:
Trump is so stupid that if you asked him to define "ad-hominem" he would say it was part of a soup recipe.
underpants
(183,031 posts)sdfernando
(4,950 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,717 posts)ironflange
(7,781 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,717 posts)stalled escalator!
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)I heard a comedian once do a 5 minute bit on broken escalators.
ProfessorGAC
(65,403 posts)A line I remember: "I saw an escalator with an out of order sign. Why? Aren't they now stairs?"
Maybe, Steven Wright?
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)the escalator was not working and they placed a sign saying "Escalator out of service....Sorry for the convenience"
ProfessorGAC
(65,403 posts)No wonder you remembered it. That's a funny line.
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)Harker
(14,113 posts)he's just... so... stupid.
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)he thought that Moby Dick was a social disease.
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)sarge43
(28,946 posts)He saw a can of orange concentrate in the freezer and froze to death.
He bankrupted a casino in Atlantic City.
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)ProfessorGAC
(65,403 posts)The bankrupt thing is perfect!!!! LOL! Again.
sarge43
(28,946 posts)Once in awhile Karma whisper in my ear, "Go for it, girl. You know you want to."
Yeah, bankrupting a casino is like bankrupting a Starbucks on a military base. It takes an inverted genius.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)It was not a woman.
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Eats "The BIG White Mint".
"Roadhouse" fans know what I'm talking about.
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)Glorfindel
(9,747 posts)he can't figure out whether to wind his butt or scratch his watch. (I think that's an old Dolly Parton joke.)
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,489 posts)...last time someone tried to get into the White House illegally he dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave.
sdfernando
(4,950 posts)sdfernando
(4,950 posts)and he was stranded for three days until they fixed it!