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Tue Feb 2, 2021, 02:46 PM

"Relax. I need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?"

I would never want to freak one of my patients out by telling them that. But I have been tempted...

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Reply "Relax. I need some information first. Just the basic facts. Can you show me where it hurts?" (Original post)
Aristus Feb 2021 OP
brewens Feb 2021 #1
dchill Feb 2021 #2
lark Feb 2021 #3
In_The_Wind Feb 2021 #4
Aristus Feb 2021 #5
In_The_Wind Feb 2021 #9
jmowreader Feb 2021 #6
Aristus Feb 2021 #7
elleng Feb 2021 #8

Response to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 02:55 PM

1. Well, once you've determined somebody's in there, I can't see what harm it could do. :) n/t

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 02:57 PM

2. Just follow up with...

Okay, just a little pinprick
There'll be no more, ah
But you may feel a little sick

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Tue Feb 2, 2021, 03:58 PM

3. i'd love it if a dr. said that to me.

I'd immediately bust out laughing and be happy because I'd bet another major Pink Floyd fan. Comfortably Numb is one of my all time faves.

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 01:20 AM

4. What happens when they answer - my gluteus maxims hurts?

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #4)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 01:22 AM

5. I keep it professional.

Clinical exams are the un-sexiest things ever...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #5)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 01:53 AM

9. Just asking for a friend.

She complains about her ass hurting when she wakes up.

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Response to Aristus (Original post)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 01:29 AM

6. Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this."

Aristus: "Then stop doing that."

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 01:29 AM

7. No lie.

I actually had to say that to a patient the other day.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #6)

Wed Feb 3, 2021, 01:34 AM

8. ;-)

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