Sun Feb 7, 2021, 09:44 PM

A dung beetle walks into a bar...

is this stool taken?

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A dung beetle walks into a bar... (Original post)	Enterstageleft	Feb 2021	OP
D'oh!	Blue Owl	Feb 2021	#1
I used to work at a place in San Diego years ago.	left-of-center2012	Feb 2021	#2
K&R	abqtommy	Feb 2021	#3
A very drunk man wandered into a Catholic church and entered the confessional.	panader0	Feb 2021	#4
I got fired from my job at the bank today.	edbermac	Feb 2021	#5

Response to Enterstageleft (Original post)

Sun Feb 7, 2021, 09:50 PM

Blue Owl (43,846 posts)

1. D'oh!

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Mon Feb 8, 2021, 12:39 AM

left-of-center2012 (34,195 posts)

2. I used to work at a place in San Diego years ago.

It was in a partially residential neighborhood and there was a car often parked out front on the street with a bumper sticker that read:

"I sat on a stool in Las Vegas"

It always cracked me up no matter how many times I saw it.

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Mon Feb 8, 2021, 06:35 AM

abqtommy (14,118 posts)

3. K&R

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Mon Feb 8, 2021, 08:43 AM

panader0 (25,646 posts)

4. A very drunk man wandered into a Catholic church and entered the confessional.

The priest saw him and decided to give him a few moments to collect himself.
After a bit he asked "And now my son, how may I help you?"
The drunk said "Hey buddy, you got any toilet paper on your side?"

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Mon Feb 8, 2021, 09:48 AM

edbermac (15,648 posts)

5. I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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