Mon Feb 8, 2021, 10:12 PM
Celerity (28,985 posts)
Lil Uzi Vert embedded a $24 million diamond into his forehead so he wouldn't lose it
https://www.mic.com/p/lil-uzi-vert-embedded-a-24-million-diamond-into-his-forehead-so-he-wouldnt-lose-it-60505505
When you talk about the world’s most expensive faces, that could mean a variety of things. Maybe it’s whoever has the most surgical touch-ups, whose image generates the most sheer value for the entertainment industry, or which cartoon company mascot brings in the most dough. After surgically implanting a big old pink diamond into his forehead, Lil Uzi Vert is now in the running by default. Uzi had been teasing the embed for a little while, but Page Six points out that he appears to have gone through with the thing. Last week, the rapper offered some details on his latest exorbitant rock — a nearly 11 carat Elliot Eliantte pink diamond, clocking at $2 million per carat. An artist with streams in the billions is obviously doing well for himself, but even Uzi needed to space out the payments since 2017. Photos and videos of Uzi’s new forehead made their way to Instagram on Tuesday night, with CEO Slow and Eliantte sharing videos of the new stone. Uzi confirmed it for himself on Wednesday, and well, you can check it out for yourself down below: https://www.instagram.com/p/CK1m6lsprQy As Page Six points out, he explained his rationale for going the forehead route rather than, say, a diamond ring, to a fan on Instagram. “If I lose the ring yeah U will make fun of me more than putting it in my forehead ha ha jokes on you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… And yes I do have insurance,” Uzi said. Ominous! snip ![]()
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Celerity | Feb 2021 | OP |
Deuxcents | Feb 2021 | #1 | |
Initech | Feb 2021 | #38 | |
Thomas Hurt | Feb 2021 | #2 | |
mr_lebowski | Feb 2021 | #3 | |
tulipsandroses | Feb 2021 | #4 | |
TexasBushwhacker | Feb 2021 | #5 | |
Initech | Feb 2021 | #39 | |
LudwigPastorius | Feb 2021 | #6 | |
Celerity | Feb 2021 | #7 | |
LudwigPastorius | Feb 2021 | #9 | |
Celerity | Feb 2021 | #10 | |
Totally Tunsie | Feb 2021 | #16 | |
LudwigPastorius | Feb 2021 | #18 | |
jmowreader | Feb 2021 | #20 | |
Demovictory9 | Feb 2021 | #8 | |
3catwoman3 | Feb 2021 | #11 | |
The Velveteen Ocelot | Feb 2021 | #30 | |
Sogo | Feb 2021 | #12 | |
jmowreader | Feb 2021 | #13 | |
LudwigPastorius | Feb 2021 | #19 | |
The Velveteen Ocelot | Feb 2021 | #31 | |
Solly Mack | Feb 2021 | #14 | |
Fla Dem | Feb 2021 | #15 | |
Totally Tunsie | Feb 2021 | #17 | |
jrandom421 | Feb 2021 | #21 | |
Iggo | Feb 2021 | #24 | |
jrandom421 | Feb 2021 | #25 | |
Iggo | Feb 2021 | #28 | |
Paladin | Feb 2021 | #22 | |
Iggo | Feb 2021 | #23 | |
Celerity | Feb 2021 | #26 | |
gratuitous | Feb 2021 | #27 | |
lame54 | Feb 2021 | #29 | |
Kaleva | Feb 2021 | #32 | |
Celerity | Feb 2021 | #33 | |
Kaleva | Feb 2021 | #34 | |
Celerity | Feb 2021 | #35 | |
Initech | Feb 2021 | #36 | |
catbyte | Feb 2021 | #37 |
Response to Celerity (Original post)
Mon Feb 8, 2021, 10:18 PM
Deuxcents (5,580 posts)
1. Twenty four million dollars
I have always said I don’t begrudge anyone their money. I’m just wondering why..at this time n our lives, he felt the need to broadcast this indulgence. I’m just wondering..
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Response to Deuxcents (Reply #1)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 10:09 PM
Initech (91,690 posts)
38. You know the old saying, a fool and his money, yada yada yada.
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Mon Feb 8, 2021, 10:21 PM
Thomas Hurt (12,233 posts)
2. hmmmm, seems to me that is just a 24 million dollar "mug me" sign on his forehead.
Response to Thomas Hurt (Reply #2)
Mon Feb 8, 2021, 10:30 PM
mr_lebowski (26,735 posts)
3. Or worse ... really a pretty dangerous and silly thing to do ...
for a whole bunch of reasons.
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Mon Feb 8, 2021, 10:55 PM
tulipsandroses (3,690 posts)
4. What a Moran! How high do you have to be think up this dumb shit?
No Joke's on you dumbass.
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Mon Feb 8, 2021, 11:10 PM
TexasBushwhacker (18,030 posts)
5. He'll be bankrupt in 2 years
I bet he owes a butt load of taxes too.
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Response to TexasBushwhacker (Reply #5)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 10:09 PM
Initech (91,690 posts)
39. Don't worry, Trump will bail him out!
Oh wait!
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Mon Feb 8, 2021, 11:12 PM
LudwigPastorius (4,302 posts)
6. This seems extreme.
I mean, I get tired of losing my car keys, but I've never considered sticking them up my ass.
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Response to LudwigPastorius (Reply #6)
Mon Feb 8, 2021, 11:30 PM
Celerity (28,985 posts)
7. 'I've never considered sticking them up my ass.'
There is your problem, m8. Glue them to your forehead!
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Response to Celerity (Reply #7)
Tue Feb 9, 2021, 12:01 AM
LudwigPastorius (4,302 posts)
9. Glue just doesn't seem very secure.
...perhaps an industrial stapler...
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Response to LudwigPastorius (Reply #9)
Tue Feb 9, 2021, 12:03 AM
Celerity (28,985 posts)
10. When in doubt, rivet FTW.
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Response to LudwigPastorius (Reply #9)
Wed Feb 10, 2021, 02:57 PM
Totally Tunsie (10,343 posts)
16. This woman might not agree about the glue not being secure!
Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #16)
Wed Feb 10, 2021, 03:47 PM
LudwigPastorius (4,302 posts)
18. I heard about that!
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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #16)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 01:28 PM
jmowreader (47,238 posts)
20. I'm not her, but if I was...
I would get two of my friends together, have one of them shave me bald while the other shot video, then monetize the video on YouTube and use the proceeds to buy a case of hair spray.
I am big on off-label usage of various products, but using spray adhesive on my hair is not one of the things I would try. |
Response to Celerity (Original post)
Tue Feb 9, 2021, 12:27 AM
3catwoman3 (19,511 posts)
11. If he is afraid of losing it, might I...
...suggest a safety deposit box?
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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #11)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 05:55 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (99,899 posts)
30. Nobody can see it if it's in a safety deposit box.
The point of having such a thing is to make sure people know you have it.
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Tue Feb 9, 2021, 02:10 AM
Sogo (3,229 posts)
12. Let me guess.....Gorilla Glue?
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Tue Feb 9, 2021, 04:57 AM
jmowreader (47,238 posts)
13. I did some research. Here's how they did it.
The diamond is in a setting with two pieces of metal coming out the back. Each piece of metal has a hole in it. They made two small incisions in his forehead, one above the other, then used a needle to connect the two incisions followed by a piece of teflon rod. Once that was in, they threaded the ends of the rod through the holes in the setting.
His major problem is that the weight of this rock could cause his body to reject the piercing, which means it'll push the rod right through his skin. I have a lot of piercings and that one's way too bizarre for me. |
Response to jmowreader (Reply #13)
Wed Feb 10, 2021, 03:50 PM
LudwigPastorius (4,302 posts)
19. So, no trepanation necessary?
Somehow, I find that a little disappointing. If you're going to go celebrity/bizzaro, go all the way. |
Response to jmowreader (Reply #13)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 05:56 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (99,899 posts)
31. So it's just sewn into his skin and not embedded in his skull?
He's a mugging target for sure, then.
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Tue Feb 9, 2021, 06:24 AM
Solly Mack (86,343 posts)
14. Well, OK.
Response to Celerity (Original post)
Tue Feb 9, 2021, 11:29 AM
Fla Dem (19,308 posts)
15. Publicity stunt or just plain idiot.
Response to Celerity (Original post)
Wed Feb 10, 2021, 02:59 PM
Totally Tunsie (10,343 posts)
17. Some people have way too much money for their own good.
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 01:36 PM
jrandom421 (979 posts)
21. So what's preventing someone
from shooting him and digging the diamond out of his head?
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Response to jrandom421 (Reply #21)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 03:33 PM
Iggo (45,539 posts)
24. Morals and an escape route.
Response to Iggo (Reply #24)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 06:03 PM
jrandom421 (979 posts)
25. For someone
without morals, $24 million is a pretty large incentive to do the deed
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Response to jrandom421 (Reply #25)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 05:22 PM
Iggo (45,539 posts)
28. Yep, first barrier (morals) crossed.
Second barrier (escape route) is a little dicier, and it’s why most people who are thinking of committing crimes think twice and don’t.
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 01:47 PM
Paladin (25,165 posts)
22. So how many minutes before Ari Melber books him for his MSNBC show?
You know, for yet another rap star's take on current politics....
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 03:31 PM
Iggo (45,539 posts)
23. I hate the term "asking for it"...
...so I’m searching for something else to say about someone who did something that fucking stupid.
I’ll let you know... |
Response to Iggo (Reply #23)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 06:11 PM
Celerity (28,985 posts)
26. bright but not shining
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Thu Feb 11, 2021, 06:42 PM
gratuitous (77,369 posts)
27. Oh sure, just put a "Come get me, Thanos" sign on your forehead
Response to Celerity (Original post)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 05:51 PM
lame54 (32,567 posts)
29. I hope it came with a good pair of running shoes
Response to Celerity (Original post)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 08:54 PM
Kaleva (30,318 posts)
32. Not to be outdone, I gorilla glued an M&M to my forehead.
Response to Kaleva (Reply #32)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 08:59 PM
Celerity (28,985 posts)
33. but is it a pink one?
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Response to Celerity (Reply #33)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 09:01 PM
Kaleva (30,318 posts)
34. Living in Trump country, i thought it safest to use a red one.
Response to Kaleva (Reply #34)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 09:11 PM
Celerity (28,985 posts)
35. or these (white as in white power)
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 10:05 PM
Initech (91,690 posts)
36. Vision called, he wants the Mind Stone back!
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Response to Celerity (Original post)
Fri Feb 12, 2021, 10:08 PM
catbyte (28,719 posts)
37. It looks like a big ol' zit.
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