Why didn't a aingle one of you jerks WARN MiddleFingerMom about those damned marker dyes!?!?!?!?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[zbdent]

1. That's what happens when you use the same gym bag

that you used in the bank robbery ...

[turtlerescue1]

2. "Surprise!"

[EvolveOrConvolve]

3. Even without a warning

You shouldn't have eaten it.

And did you read the label? "Don't swallow, may cause unexpected explosive diarrhea."

[A Simple Game]

4. I wanted to. But we took a vote, what could I do, it was unanimous.

[bluedigger]

5. We're using you as a diversion.

[Duer 157099]

6. Cuz how else are we gonna find out who pees in the pool?

Might be a brilliant idea to sell soda at the pool snackshack that contains this dye...

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. This post (and the picture) is based on an old urban legend that there IS such a dye.

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http://www.snopes.com/science/poolpiss.asp
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[Duer 157099]

8. So was I the only one who got it, or the only one who missed the joke?

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. You got it and I think a coupla the others -- but some seemed to think it was another "dye pack".

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The rumor/legend was that the pool was "treated" in such a way (an invisible way) that would interact with
any pee and turn bright blue -- pointing a humiliating finger at the transpissor.
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Like the legend website says, that idea would probably motivate kids to check it out -- even make some sort
of game/competition out of it. I was once a junior counselor on a bus full of kids when virtually all the kids
vomited at LEAST once during the 8-hour trip home. They didn't feel bad (turned out at the ER later that it
was mass hysterical vomiting rather than the food poisoning we feared) and, after the first 5 or 6 threw up...
they turned it into a game -- scoring points if you could splatter the vehicle in the next lane (a motorcycle
would be an immediate WIN!!!) It was disgusting and it was a BLAST!!!
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That was NOT a fun ride back, though... all-in-HURRRPPFFF-all!!!
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When we got home and I climbed off and looked back at the bus, the sides look like some lunar landscape.
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[LynneSin]

10. How sad is it that I know what Adam Sandler movie that is from