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I decided to tell my friends here first.
It all started with my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine. That's the dose the microchip is in.
Well, Bill Gates started tracking me and one thing led to another, and now I'm a home wrecker.
Melinda, if you're reading this, I'M SORRY!
(Just in case anyone was taking me seriously.)
Ocelot II
(115,683 posts)I got the microchip first. So Bill is mine!
I already had my wedding registry done. Back off!
Ocelot II
(115,683 posts)It can buy a whole lot of other stuff, though. I'm too old for love but I could use a new car.
Rorey
(8,445 posts)If he picks me, I'll buy you a new car.
Seriously, though, I don't think I'd care to have to deal with that much wealth and everything that goes with it. I'm comfortable being an anonymous nobody.
zanana1
(6,112 posts)I think I have one hormone left.
OAITW r.2.0
(24,467 posts)LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)Sad because I really WANT to grow old with Mr Lake. One of our few goals.
Im not sure how much growth we can truly expect.
( So far so good, were pretty darn old)
Rorey
(8,445 posts)My favorite husband died at 38, and the next one thought it was okay to cheat.
AND he voted for trump. Nothing could make our marriage work after that.
LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)When asked, we say: weve been married 46 years, 40 happy ones. Lucky for me my first best one didnt die at 38. Almost at 55. We lucked out.
Best wishes.
I'm actually doing great now.
After my favorite husband died, I'd get so sad when I'd see that someone was celebrating a milestone anniversary, like 40 or 50 years, but it was only because I knew I'd never get to do that. Now I'm just so happy for those people who are willing and able to put in the work and get to grow old together.
I'm happy for you.
LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)Sold every thing we owned and moved sight unseen to Costa Rica.
Its every bit our paradise we dreamt about for years.
malaise
(268,967 posts)LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)Karadeniz
(22,513 posts)Rorey
(8,445 posts)I'd rather save an adult dog, but it's not likely to happen. I've got these four annoying cats.