May the Farce Be with You - GoodNews Roundup for Bluesday, May the Fourth

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https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/5/4/2028727/-May-the-Farce-Be-with-You-Good-News-Roundup-for-Bluesday-May-the-Fourth


Oh, my goodness! The spring holiday season is fully upon us. May Day, when we dance with wild abandon around maypoles that signify either the axis mundi or oversized penises, hit us three days ago. International Mayonnaise Appreciation Day will spread itself out tomorrow (Cinco de Mayo). Memorial Day is coming at the end of the month. I’m sure there are other holidays I’ve overlooked.

However, today is celebrated around the world, as we pause and take a moment to remember Luke blowing up the Deathstar a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is a time to rejoice in a lucky shot that saved the universe from the nasty fascists. As we know from all the sequels, prequels, books and other collateral records, fascists are awfully persistent.

Even today’s celebrations are under siege from the unrepentant minions of Darth Former Guy and Not So Supreme Council of Morans. Stormtrumpers are out and about, flaunting their entitled whiteness and forceful embrace of the Dark Side.

It’s like the old Lay’s Potato chip ad — when it comes to republicans, I bet you can’t loathe just one.

[abqtommy]

1. We can't loathe just one reTHUG Fascist Insurrectionist when it's so easy to loathe

them ALL! We gotta catch 'em ALL and lock 'em ALL up!

[sarge43]

2. It's their turn to yell, "It's a trap!!" n/t

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. May the 4th be with you

Link to tweet

[electric_blue68]

4. and with you. 😁

I didn't know there an International Mayo day!

Helmens, please. 😁