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Wed May 5, 2021, 03:43 PM

A sure sign the gods are not on your side

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Reply A sure sign the gods are not on your side (Original post)
Siwsan May 5 OP
dweller May 5 #1
soothsayer May 5 #4
marble falls May 5 #2
Enter stage left May 5 #3
Siwsan May 5 #5
underpants May 5 #6
Binkie The Clown May 5 #7
cinematicdiversions May 5 #8
Duppers May 7 #9
JustABozoOnThisBus May 7 #10
UTUSN May 7 #11

Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Wed May 5, 2021, 03:45 PM

1. You're going to need

a bigger brace and bit

✌🏻

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Response to dweller (Reply #1)

Wed May 5, 2021, 03:52 PM

4. And a bigger boat

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Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Wed May 5, 2021, 03:46 PM

2. A surer sign that bottle stood up rather than being "laid away".

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Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Wed May 5, 2021, 03:51 PM

3. Just right for a straw.

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Response to Enter stage left (Reply #3)

Wed May 5, 2021, 04:01 PM

5. Good observation!!

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Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Wed May 5, 2021, 04:11 PM

6. Just turned it upside down and light the cork on fire

Eeeeeasy peasy

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Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Wed May 5, 2021, 04:20 PM

7. Do you have any dental tools laying around? You could excavate it bit by bit. nt

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Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Wed May 5, 2021, 04:20 PM

8. First they get rid of boxes for Ice Cream Now wine comes in bottles

Hic.....

Just an excuse to raise the price....

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Response to cinematicdiversions (Reply #8)

Fri May 7, 2021, 03:25 AM

9. 😅

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Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Fri May 7, 2021, 03:37 PM

10. Simple. Just push the cork into the bottle.

That, of course, commits you to drinking the whole bottle. No downside there.

Cheers.

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Response to Siwsan (Original post)

Fri May 7, 2021, 11:10 PM

11. We've all done the drill before!

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