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(115,835 posts)marble falls
(57,182 posts)Walleye
(31,045 posts)dweller
(23,658 posts)Took the brick and tossed it into the air ... it never came down
✌🏻
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Paladin
(28,272 posts)targetpractice
(4,919 posts)Paladin
(28,272 posts)Brace yourself for extreme raunchiness.
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Paladin
(28,272 posts)As I remember, Gilbert Gottfried acquits himself well.
kairos12
(12,871 posts)Drum
(9,196 posts)TygrBright
(20,763 posts)hibbing
(10,109 posts)Twoflower
(1,021 posts)(edit for spelling)
Goonch
(3,614 posts)FalloutShelter
(11,878 posts)nocoincidences
(2,229 posts)Wait 3 days and it will fall off!
Funtatlaguy
(10,886 posts)nocoincidences
(2,229 posts)but no chopstick.
Atticus
(15,124 posts)CurtEastPoint
(18,658 posts)... sticks her ass in it."
Jim G.
(14,811 posts)Where the Bishop had been.
Diamond_Dog
(32,055 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Diamond_Dog
(32,055 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)"Next time I'll ask you the questions."
Diamond_Dog
(32,055 posts)NewDayOranges
(692 posts)sdfernando
(4,941 posts)DEbluedude
(816 posts)Jim G.
(14,811 posts)And they try & trick him.
DEbluedude
(816 posts)polmaven
(9,463 posts)not being able to move while sitting in a chair with a cat on your lap.
rzemanfl
(29,567 posts)Edit-I watched the video and got the punch line correct.
SaveOurDemocracy
(4,400 posts)Big enough to fit a camel!
EYESORE 9001
(25,972 posts)Harker
(14,034 posts)Jim G.
(14,811 posts)Harker
(14,034 posts)my favorite.
woodsprite
(11,924 posts)PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)Jim G.
(14,811 posts)cock sticking out of his coveralls" (at the theater).
"Well, If You've Seen One, You've Seen Them All"
sarge43
(28,944 posts)targetpractice
(4,919 posts)RandiFan1290
(6,242 posts)Drum
(9,196 posts)Believed to be a nod to this scene:
tavernier
(12,399 posts)Marthe48
(17,015 posts)n/t
Jim G.
(14,811 posts)Funtatlaguy
(10,886 posts)Glorfindel
(9,733 posts)See? It's done shit in your hands and run!
Lars39
(26,114 posts)csziggy
(34,137 posts)Carrying young gulls over sedated lions for immortal porpoises.
I'm glad you only want punchlines - I can't tell a joke without screwing it up. This is one of the one I totally mix up.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)North Shore Chicago
(3,324 posts)bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)Hotler
(11,445 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,584 posts)Aristus
(66,452 posts)There really is nothing more Wagnerian than a diminished minor seventh!"
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Iggo
(47,565 posts)Iggo
(47,565 posts)(This one is actually my favorite joke.)
Marthe48
(17,015 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Pirate joke.
Bucky
(54,059 posts)I 💕 love that one!
kairos12
(12,871 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Tikki
(14,559 posts)Tikki
ariadne0614
(1,734 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,600 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,600 posts)Ohio Joe
(21,761 posts)mopinko
(70,205 posts)and honestly i wish i could remember the joke.
it has to do w getting out of the psych ward. but the punchline is an inside joke in my family.
Pas-de-Calais
(9,909 posts)Pas-de-Calais
(9,909 posts)lpbk2713
(42,766 posts)...
Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,588 posts)Not much, just 'where did you get that lousy haircut?'
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)Bucky
(54,059 posts)SYFROYH
(34,183 posts)Jim G.
(14,811 posts)SYFROYH
(34,183 posts)NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)USALiberal
(10,877 posts)ironflange
(7,781 posts)Iggo
(47,565 posts)ironflange
(7,781 posts)ironflange
(7,781 posts)Last edited Tue Jun 15, 2021, 03:03 PM - Edit history (1)
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Oops, put this one in the wrong place.
Jim G.
(14,811 posts)Jim G.
(14,811 posts)Jim G.
(14,811 posts)Jim G.
(14,811 posts)ironflange
(7,781 posts)Doc_Technical
(3,527 posts)That's the beer that made Mel Famey walk us."