Epic Battle: Dog Vs. Lemon

[warrior1]

[HopeHoops]

1. Poor puppy. Half a tennis ball that smells and tastes horrible. At least he rubbed on it.

Then again, dogs do that with random piles of shit and dead fish.

[Blue_Tires]

2. that poor dog's nose...

[bluedigger]

3. Now I have to go buy a lemon.

[hedgehog]

4. Reminds me of years ago when we used to buy a couple crates of band fruit -

there were giant red oranges and pink grapefruits. My husband used to peal and eat them at breakfast. The two youngest were like 2 and 4, and they'd ask for a segment, never knowing whether they were getting a sweet orange or sour grapefruit!

[rurallib]

5. Lemon tree chorus

"Lemon tree is very pretty
And the lemon flower is sweet
But the fruit of the poor lemon
Is impossible to eat"

[hedgehog]

6. How many dog owners just went out to buy a lemon?

[MountainLaurel]

7. We have a lemon tree in the backyard

And learned early on that lemons are one of the few things our golden retriever won't eat.

[Baitball Blogger]

8. The lemon juice won!