OK, civics lesson.Should this man be free to use chainsaws in the nude on his own property at night?

[ashling]

Discuss among yourselves





http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/News/article.php?id=101327

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Legal issues aside, it seem to me that using a chainsaw while naked

is fraught with obvious hazards...

[OriginalGeek]

4. I'm not convinced a pair of pants,

even rugged denim, would stop a chainsaw that wanted at your junk.

But the pants might provide for easier recovery on the off chance that the twig and berries could be contained in a pant leg instead of being freely thrown clear..


Although I suppose you would be correct in that pants could prevent swinging junk from reaching out beyond the bonds of safety into the toothy danger zone. But that distinction would only be of importance to, umm, ahem, a certain, above average class of chainsawing men.

[4th law of robotics]

2. Let's not pretend we haven't all been there . . .

[petronius]

3. "Johnson City", huh? Seems appropriate...

[Myrina]

5. I get the feeling his beer belly would supercede any junk that may be hanging ...

... he's probably well-safe from the dangers of the chainsaw.

[struggle4progress]

6. ... Stevens ran into his house Wednesday when he saw the deputy ...

Man doing yard work sans clothes arrested
Updated 09:07 a.m., Thursday, July 12, 2012
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Man-doing-yard-work-sans-clothes-arrested-3702306.php

Perhaps Mr Stevens remembered he had something to hide

[TrogL]

7. Been there, done that

If you're getting hit in the junk, you're doing it wrong.

As long as you've done your homework on sitelines so nobody from off you property can see on, you should be good to go. Not sure how that applies to low-flying aircraft.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

8. The nekkidness would't bug me --

so much as the sound of a frickin'; chainsaw at night.

On edit: 3:15 in the afternoon isn't exactly night time. That would be OK.

[HopeHoops]

9. Sure. There's a high probability of filtering some stupidity out of the gene pool.