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MrScorpio

(73,631 posts) Thu Jul 12, 2012, 04:19 PM Jul 2012

You might have a hoarding problem...

- If you discover that Werner Herzog is shooting a scene in your kitchen.

- If you panic because you've misplaced the map to your bathroom.

- If you can't tell the carpet pattern from the food spills.

- If you find guests birthday guests trapped under some rubble from a five year old party.

- If haven't slept on your bed, because you can't find your bed.

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You might have a hoarding problem... (Original Post) MrScorpio Jul 2012 OP

Your unfinished projects have unfinished projects TrogL Jul 2012 #1

Three generations of gypsies are living in your hallway. ohiosmith Jul 2012 #2

You don't have a little path through the boxes anymore libodem Jul 2012 #3

You start sorting through old newspapers and notice that most of them are from 1985. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #4

If your garages need elevators. bluedigger Jul 2012 #5

That's only if you're hoarding houses and cars LynneSin Jul 2012 #6

The cockroaches are moving out because the smell is so disgusting LynneSin Jul 2012 #7

(My mother in law) You spend more to (ware)house 4_TN_TITANS Jul 2012 #8

If you have to install monkey bars on the ceiling to get across the room. Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #9

So true libodem Jul 2012 #10

TrogL

(32,822 posts)

1. Your unfinished projects have unfinished projects

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Thu Jul 12, 2012, 04:54 PM

Jul 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. Three generations of gypsies are living in your hallway.

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Thu Jul 12, 2012, 05:00 PM

Jul 2012

libodem

(19,288 posts)

3. You don't have a little path through the boxes anymore

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Thu Jul 12, 2012, 06:03 PM

Jul 2012

And have to walk on top of three feet of garbage. Saw that for real on Hoarders.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

4. You start sorting through old newspapers and notice that most of them are from 1985.

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Fri Jul 13, 2012, 08:59 AM

Jul 2012

bluedigger

(17,086 posts)

5. If your garages need elevators.

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Fri Jul 13, 2012, 09:51 AM

Jul 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

6. That's only if you're hoarding houses and cars

Reply to bluedigger (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 13, 2012, 10:24 AM

Jul 2012

Like Mitt Romney

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

7. The cockroaches are moving out because the smell is so disgusting

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Fri Jul 13, 2012, 10:25 AM

Jul 2012

Just saying!

4_TN_TITANS

(2,977 posts)

8. (My mother in law) You spend more to (ware)house

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Fri Jul 13, 2012, 12:18 PM

Jul 2012

junk than you spend to house yourself.

Baitball Blogger

(46,705 posts)

9. If you have to install monkey bars on the ceiling to get across the room.

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Fri Jul 13, 2012, 12:28 PM

Jul 2012

libodem

(19,288 posts)

10. So true

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 13, 2012, 12:55 PM

Jul 2012

The garbage house lady had two homes. One filled up so she moved and filled up a second house. They went back to the first house and had to step up, 2-3 feet to walk on top of the stuff. They were ducking their heads so they wouldn't hit the ceiling. They slipped and slid when they walked too. All the rooms rotted and molded. The home was a condemed loss. The gal cried.

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