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Duncanpup

(12,842 posts) Mon Jul 26, 2021, 08:52 PM Jul 2021

You know why you never hear rabbits having sex

They have cotton balls.

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You know why you never hear rabbits having sex (Original Post) Duncanpup Jul 2021 OP

Ba-dum dumb (lol) Piasladic Jul 2021 #1

If that's true, where do baby bunnies come from? Lint? marble falls Jul 2021 #2

Another silly wabbit joke 😌 Ziggysmom Jul 2021 #3

I love it Duncanpup Jul 2021 #4

Have you ever smelled mothballs? Bayard Jul 2021 #5

Piasladic

(1,160 posts)

1. Ba-dum dumb (lol)

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Jul 26, 2021, 08:55 PM

Jul 2021

Bet your kiddos love that (dad) joke.

marble falls

(57,081 posts)

2. If that's true, where do baby bunnies come from? Lint?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Jul 26, 2021, 08:56 PM

Jul 2021

Ziggysmom

(3,407 posts)

3. Another silly wabbit joke 😌

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Jul 26, 2021, 09:07 PM

Jul 2021

So a bear and a rabbit are in woods taking a dump, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “does your poop stick to your fur?” And the rabbit replied, “no” and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his azz.

Duncanpup

(12,842 posts)

4. I love it

Reply to Ziggysmom (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 26, 2021, 09:08 PM

Jul 2021

Bayard

(22,069 posts)

5. Have you ever smelled mothballs?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Jul 27, 2021, 12:13 AM

Jul 2021

How did you get your nose between their tiny legs?

(Thanks--I'll show myself out)

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