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texanwitch

(18,705 posts) Sat Jul 14, 2012, 04:59 PM Jul 2012

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If a giant termite came to your door with a pizza what would you do.

Would you grab the pizza and close the door.

Or stand their talking to a 6ft termite.

Silly commerial.

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If a giant termite came to your door with a pizza what would you do. (Original Post) texanwitch Jul 2012 OP

In Nashville rrneck Jul 2012 #1

So, if a giant termite delivers your pizza? Denninmi Jul 2012 #2

This termite looks pretty shifty. texanwitch Jul 2012 #3

i would kick the TERMITE right in his "potty place" and slam the door!!! trueblue2007 Jul 2012 #4

Take the pizza, pay for it, and give it a tip. I'll just assume I'm stoned. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #5

Need to find that commerical. texanwitch Jul 2012 #6

I won't watch it until the oxycodone has kicked in. That shit's wicked. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #7

When I had some dental work done, I picked some of that at the drugstore. texanwitch Jul 2012 #10

Mine's only a 5/325 and sometimes I only take a half pill. It works really well. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #11

That blue pill was a major trip. texanwitch Jul 2012 #13

Had kind of the same pipi_k Jul 2012 #15

Found it. texanwitch Jul 2012 #8

"Land shark" HopeHoops Jul 2012 #12

That was funny. texanwitch Jul 2012 #14

A yes - "buzzing off". HopeHoops Jul 2012 #19

Call 911. The real delivery guy, Pinnochio, is gnawed up and lying in the bushes! Gidney N Cloyd Jul 2012 #9

It sounds like Dick Cheney. graywarrior Jul 2012 #16

Scream real loud and slam the door, probably. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2012 #17

That's exactly how I think! Yikes! CaliforniaPeggy Jul 2012 #18

rrneck

(17,671 posts)

1. In Nashville

Reply to texanwitch (Original post)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:02 PM

Jul 2012

how do you get a musician off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Sorry, it just came to mind.

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)

2. So, if a giant termite delivers your pizza?

Reply to texanwitch (Original post)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:10 PM

Jul 2012

Do you tip in cash or fire wood?

texanwitch

(18,705 posts)

3. This termite looks pretty shifty.

Reply to Denninmi (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:17 PM

Jul 2012

trueblue2007

(17,217 posts)

4. i would kick the TERMITE right in his "potty place" and slam the door!!!

Reply to texanwitch (Original post)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:40 PM

Jul 2012

i hate that commercial

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

5. Take the pizza, pay for it, and give it a tip. I'll just assume I'm stoned.

Reply to texanwitch (Original post)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:52 PM

Jul 2012

texanwitch

(18,705 posts)

6. Need to find that commerical.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:55 PM

Jul 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

7. I won't watch it until the oxycodone has kicked in. That shit's wicked.

Reply to texanwitch (Reply #6)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 05:56 PM

Jul 2012

texanwitch

(18,705 posts)

10. When I had some dental work done, I picked some of that at the drugstore.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 06:11 PM

Jul 2012

The pill was blue, and really big.

Should have cut it in half but I was in pain.

It was a trip, never took a whole pill again after that.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

11. Mine's only a 5/325 and sometimes I only take a half pill. It works really well.

Reply to texanwitch (Reply #10)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 06:51 PM

Jul 2012

texanwitch

(18,705 posts)

13. That blue pill was a major trip.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #11)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 06:56 PM

Jul 2012

I am glad I waited to get home before taking it.

In a few minutes everything started to go round and round.

I didn't dare walk, the pain did go away.

I did fall asleep but had really strange dreams.

Before falling asleep I watched tv, nothing made sense.

It was a trip.

pipi_k

(21,020 posts)

15. Had kind of the same

Reply to texanwitch (Reply #10)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 07:16 PM

Jul 2012

experience with Tylenol w/codeine back in the 70s for dental work, only I did only take half a pill (knowing I'm very sensitive to that stuff).

Wooo hooo!

texanwitch

(18,705 posts)

8. Found it.

Reply to texanwitch (Reply #6)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 06:02 PM

Jul 2012

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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

12. "Land shark"

Reply to texanwitch (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 06:52 PM

Jul 2012

texanwitch

(18,705 posts)

14. That was funny.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #12)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 06:58 PM

Jul 2012

Land shark.

The Killer Bees.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

19. A yes - "buzzing off".

Reply to texanwitch (Reply #14)

Sun Jul 15, 2012, 11:12 AM

Jul 2012

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,834 posts)

9. Call 911. The real delivery guy, Pinnochio, is gnawed up and lying in the bushes!

Reply to texanwitch (Original post)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 06:02 PM

Jul 2012

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

16. It sounds like Dick Cheney.

Reply to texanwitch (Original post)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 07:19 PM

Jul 2012

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

17. Scream real loud and slam the door, probably.

Reply to texanwitch (Original post)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 07:31 PM

Jul 2012

If there's a 6' termite at my door with a pizza, he can have the pizza.

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,611 posts)

18. That's exactly how I think! Yikes!

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 14, 2012, 08:00 PM

Jul 2012

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