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Sun Sep 12, 2021, 01:47 AM

Late last night store security detained a shoplifting suspect who was accused...

of stealing batteries from the electronics department. They called the police, but when the police arrived the suspect swallowed the evidence.

The Police Captain says he'll be charged by morning.

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Reply Late last night store security detained a shoplifting suspect who was accused... (Original post)
Enter stage left Sep 12 OP
Anon-C Sep 12 #1
sprinkleeninow Sep 12 #2
sprinkleeninow Sep 12 #3
Beartracks Sep 12 #4
cstanleytech Sep 12 #5
cornball 24 Sep 12 #6
Ron Obvious Sep 12 #8
NNadir Sep 12 #7
LakeArenal Sep 12 #9

Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 01:52 AM

1. Not if he lacks the capacity...

...to accept the charges.

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Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 01:54 AM

2. This is fun. Joke sharing. Takes the edge off all the daily crappy news.

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Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 01:56 AM

3. If the initial charge doesn't hold, will he be rechargeable? 🤔

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Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 02:28 AM

4. Are they holding him in a D cell or a C cell?

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Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 02:43 AM

5. I just read that he is going to be charged also with assault and battery.

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Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 08:15 AM

6. They should have called AAA!

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Response to cornball 24 (Reply #6)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 10:31 AM

8. Or at least AA

To help if his addiction issues are bigger than AAA are equipped to handle.

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Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 09:49 AM

7. An electrifying news item!

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Response to Enter stage left (Original post)

Sun Sep 12, 2021, 10:24 PM

9. I'm shocked. 😱

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