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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
NOTE: I didn't post this thread because I like Chuck Norris, or his movies.
Chuck Norris is a Trump-loving, pro-life, anti-immigrant Republican, but the fact is, there are more jokes on the Internet about Chuck Norris than any other person, thanks to humorist Ian Spector.
In 2005, Spector started "Chuck Norris Facts" which became the "Internet's First Great Meme"
Chuck Norris was not happy about this, and filed a couple of lawsuits.
Here's the rest of the story:
"How Chuck Norris Facts Became the Internet's First Great Meme"
https://www.neatorama.com/2017/08/28/How-Chuck-Norris-Facts-Became-the-Internets-First-Great-Meme/
underpants
(182,803 posts)but Chuck Norris never cries.
Enter stage left
(3,396 posts)MLAA
(17,289 posts)The Magistrate
(95,247 posts)Eko
(7,298 posts)Because Bruce Lee isnt a joke.
MissB
(15,807 posts)Snarkoleptic
(5,997 posts)He was signing autographs at a movie theater near the Bassett Center (now Bassett Place) and I was shocked to find I was taller than him.
The joke was on him.
Lochloosa
(16,064 posts)Chuck Norris.
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(57,083 posts)oasis
(49,386 posts)marble falls
(57,083 posts)RainCaster
(10,874 posts)RockRaven
(14,966 posts)That's a fucking joke.
NullTuples
(6,017 posts)"America just found out Chuck Norris is a homophobic Trump supporter"
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/america-just-found-chuck-norris-160156102.html
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(27,802 posts)MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)Because the Democrats didn't want him.
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(915 posts)his beard
Mr.Bill
(24,291 posts)he is not lifting his body. It's remaining still while he pushes the Earth away from him.
SKKY
(11,807 posts)...There were no survivors.
SKKY
(11,807 posts)SKKY
(11,807 posts)...he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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A) To beat up a hippie on the other side
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(27,802 posts)and everybody gets up & leaves, including the bartender.
MatthewHatesTrump2
(915 posts)He doesn't like his steaks cooked, he prefers to eat them raw.
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(27,802 posts)so he took it back the next day for a refund.
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Alpeduez21
(1,751 posts)He told his father Well, I guess youre man of the house now
brooklynite
(94,562 posts)he said Presidential candidates should be given a pot of money to show their management capabilities. I always wondered how many in the audience realized that he was calling for public financing of campaigns.
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(27,802 posts)"We don't serve lousy actors!"
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(27,802 posts)(I guess I'm the only one who likes Chuck Norris jokes)
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(27,802 posts)Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room.
(The bear isn't dead, he's just afraid to move)
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(27,802 posts)orangecrush
(19,554 posts)He stares at them, and they give him the information he wants.
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(27,802 posts)petronius
(26,602 posts)he pushes the Earth down...