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my son this morning in a text- (Original Post) mopinko Oct 2021 OP
Unless you're breaking ribs, you're not doing it right EYESORE 9001 Oct 2021 #1
if i had ever had to do that to one of my kids, mopinko Oct 2021 #2
My guess: seen blm Oct 2021 #3
yeah. when i lol'd he said mopinko Oct 2021 #4
that's a strange analogy Skittles Oct 2021 #5
lol. hardly. he's a drummer. mopinko Oct 2021 #6
drummer Skittles Oct 2021 #7
like i said, twisted sense of humor def runs in the family. mopinko Oct 2021 #8

EYESORE 9001

(25,932 posts)
1. Unless you're breaking ribs, you're not doing it right
Thu Oct 21, 2021, 11:00 AM
Oct 2021

If you wake up after CPR to find that cartilage in the sternum or ribs are broken, consider yourself lucky - the operative phrase here being ‘wake up.’

mopinko

(70,090 posts)
2. if i had ever had to do that to one of my kids,
Thu Oct 21, 2021, 11:05 AM
Oct 2021

you could have started a pool on how many ribs i would break. trust me.

mopinko

(70,090 posts)
4. yeah. when i lol'd he said
Thu Oct 21, 2021, 01:20 PM
Oct 2021

it's funny cuz it's true.

i have a tat that says- you say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
never ceases to amaze me how many people laugh, and then are surprised.

mopinko

(70,090 posts)
8. like i said, twisted sense of humor def runs in the family.
Thu Oct 21, 2021, 10:13 PM
Oct 2021

managed to stay married to his dad for 30 yrs in no small part because he was very funny.

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