Does sitting in a restaurant waiting for the waiter make me the

[Floyd R. Turbo]

waiter?

[PJMcK]

1. So take your order, sir

You'll possibly get great service without the necessity of tipping!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. No tip! I'm a cheap bastard! 🤬

[CurtEastPoint]

2. So the waiter arrives and asks, 'Comfortable?' and you say, 'No, comforfood.'

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Ha! 😏

[Sherman A1]

5. It does

You are now the waiter, waiter unless you are wearing waders which is a whole different discussion….

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Kinky!

[sl8]

6. The deer are getting pretty bold in your neck of the woods.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. The geese fly south in November.

[sl8]

12. Ha!

No, it's just my brain free-associatin'.

When I started reading your subject line, I read it as "[Female deer] sitting in a restaurant waiting for the waiter ...".

[Goonch]

7. 🖖‍;-{)

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Don't bum me out man! 😏

[True Dough]

11. Something is eventually going to jump out at you

if you're waiting at Jack in the Box.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

13. 🤡