I've been saving up money during this pandemic for something really special.

[LuckyCharms]

We all need to have hope, and we all need something to look forward to.

I've been saving up money in anticipation of this pandemic ending.

When this is over, I'm going out and buying the biggest and most expensive saddle that I can find.

I do not ride horses, and I know nothing about saddles. I don't even know where to buy one, but I'll figure it out.

I'm doing this because when I can finally have people in the house again for dinner, I can say:

"Hey, before we sit down to eat, let me show you this fucking huge saddle that I just bought".

[unblock]

1. If I did that, Mrs unblock would say,

"I said *salad*! For the dinner party get a f*cking huge *salad*!"

[LuckyCharms]

2. LMAO

[griffi94]

3. Here ya go

https://www.alleganysaddlery.com/

[LuckyCharms]

5. Thanks! They are actually less expensive than I thought.

The Kydaho Rancher starts at about $2,300. There's a lot of leather in that thing.

[griffi94]

6. If it's handmade.

There's a lot of skill, experience, and labor in one as well.

[Ptah]

4. Put the saddle on the stove, Ma.

We're riding the range tonight.