I hope this doesn't offend,

[LuckyCharms]

but today, someone described my neighbors as a cross between The Beverly Hillbillies and Honey Boo Boo.

And I laughed.

Because it's true.

Only worse.

You wouldn't even believe it.

[ret5hd]

1. OK...pictures or it isn't true.

(man, I hope there’s pictures)

[LuckyCharms]

2. I honestly wish I could, but I wouldn't do that to them.

It's so bad though.

I actually wondered today if maybe I died some time ago, and I'm really in hell...

[ret5hd]

7. OK...just a picture of the trampoline wedged between the...

junk car and the above ground pool with a collapsed side.

[LuckyCharms]

8. I'm so tempted.

You're not too far off.

But it's much much worse...

[stopdiggin]

3. Snort! Just be grateful

they could have tagged them Duck Dynasty - and those people ain't got the benefit of being amusing!

[LuckyCharms]

4. I don't like to complain about people...

but I'll make an exception in this case.

It's so bad, that I don't think it's real anymore, but rather, I think I'm hallucinating.

[True Dough]

5. Beverly Boo-Boo

or Honey Hillbillies.

Take your pick!

[LuckyCharms]

6. Actually, it's not an accurate description. It's more like...

Heroin

Cigarette butts

Rolling around on the lawn mostly naked

Seriously.

[True Dough]

11. Do they sell tickets?

Could be a PPV event these days too.

[LuckyCharms]

13. The thing is

It's the only home in the neighborhood like that. I don't live in an upscale area, but it's pretty nice around here.

It hasn't been like this forever. Something that I won't say happened over there.

It's so fucked...

[Ocelot II]

9. Wringer washing machine on the front porch?

30-year-old rusty pickup truck on cement blocks in the yard? Guy sitting on the front porch wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and drinking beer from a can? Cigarette butts and broken bottles in the sparse, weedy grass? Mangy dogs mating?

[LuckyCharms]

10. Close...

but much worse. I'm not kidding.

[Harker]

12. Sleep comes easier when you're not engaging your DU pals.

Good night, Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

14. Hey Harker!

I know, but I don't stand a chance of sleeping right now. I've gone through longer periods like this with no sleep while having to stay at work the whole time. So, I know what it does to me, and I know when I won't be able to sleep.

[Harker]

15. Ah.

Nature will get you straightened out soon enough.

I just had a revelation, apropos of nothing particular... the time it takes a Husky to pee is in direct proportion to the outdoor temperature and how warmly dressed I am.

Well, the fire's winding down, the Hawks are up 1-0, Tosca has finally peed, and my wife's waiting in bed for me to rub her headache away.

Glad your hands are on the mend, my friend. You worry me sometimes.

[LuckyCharms]

16. I hear you, my dog is the same way.

And no worries...

I got a crack in my head
My feet are all wet
I got mold in my ears
But I ain't dead yet

~Ween