I intended to honor this day with a poem but

[Atticus]

nothing rhymes with "fool".

[dchill]

1. Wow! You're right!

[MiHale]

2. I got a spool of tulle that will not fool at 44 cents a yard.

[nocoincidences]

3. It's not cool to be a cruel fool.

On a mule in a pool...

[jmowreader]

4. Hmm...

Donald Trump, he was a fool
So we pried him out with a power tool
And put in Joe Biden, who’s a real jewel
So much for the dropout from military school

[Fla Dem]

5. Never a great poet, but here goes.

This is a special day.
It's one to honor the fools
Trump is in that pool
The way he drools
the lies he spins
And the man is just plain cruel.

[Totally Tunsie]

6. There must be a tool for that!

[Fawkes News]

7. Once upon an April first

I started out to do the worst
A prank for happy April fool
That would make a comic drool.

So I created an account,
And saw the very large amount
Of replying that you have to do
Before you can start a thread anew

So I've been posting all the day
To make that limit go away
I just received a DU mail
That it was to my avail.

So, soon I'll post a brand new thread
With some stuff that must be said
And as the handle sure implies
It's going to be some dumb-ass lies

But I'll let you know for sure
That it's a boatload of manure
I'll have you grinning ear to ear
More frequently than once a year

[abqtommy]

9. Welcome to DU. I award you the coveted Poet Of The Day Ribbon. nt

[abqtommy]

8. Every poet knows

Whither The Woodbine grows.
And if thought doesn't bring you a rhyme
You can write free verse just this time.

copyright abqtommy