I think there's something wrong with my mailman.

[LuckyCharms]

[True Dough]

1. Get out the

hedge clippers and do your part, LuckyCharms!!

[LuckyCharms]

3. The last time I posted about that,

it got juried and deleted.

Only post I've ever had deleted out of about 12,000.

Pissed me off. Reminded me of college.

Went to community college, then onto university to finish.

Got straight A's in every class for each of the four semesters at community college, except for one class, because I fucked off a little, so I got a B in that class.

Tarnished my perfect record.

Now I'm crying.

[Harker]

2. That's not for you, Lucky. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

5. You mean he's....he's...

talking about my dog? He never hurt no one!

[Harker]

7. Get a landing strip and he'll fly it in.

[LuckyCharms]

10. I have so many jokes running through my head...

but I'm afraid to post them.

[Harker]

13. Afraid you'll muff it?

[LuckyCharms]

14. Not exactly. I'm afraid that I won't

understand it.

[Harker]

15. Well, if you're not bold enough to snatch the opportunity...

maybe it's best to remain silent.

Loose lips sink ships.

[LuckyCharms]

16. Jesus Christ, you're good...

[MyOwnPeace]

17. Harker - Lucky........

I'm done for the evening. Ain't NO WAY I'll find any better!!!!

[Harker]

20. I was just warming up! n/t

[Harker]

19. Thanks, Lucky...

just be sure to contact your postmaster if there's any friction with your letter carrier.

[Shermann]

4. They cannot be stymied by snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

...but a little bush is an obstacle they simply cannot overcome.

[LuckyCharms]

8. Ohhhhh wait I get it! Uh...be right back...

*frantically searches Pornhub for "hairy mature"

[FSogol]

6. Well, Better Service is an unusual name. He was probably picked on a lot as a kid.

[mitch96]

9. double entendre? my mind goes directly to the gutter...

When I moved into my townhouse my next door neighbor told me when the garbage gets collected.
She then said that "It was ok to put your bag in my can any time"......I smiled...
m

[LuckyCharms]

12. Be back in a few minutes...

*searches Pornhub for....for....puts bag in can...nope...let's see...baggy can...nope...can bag....nope....

[Harker]

21. That's the polite way to handle it.

I usually raise my eyebrows and blink repeatedly.

[The Jungle 1]

11. Sounds like someone is going to get Lucky.

I hope he is charming

[Faux pas]

18. Lol

[Kali]

22. ...