FogHorn LegHorn Rants

[Yavin4]

"gal reminds me of the highway between fort worth and dallas no curves"

[hifiguy]

1. "Nice boy, but he's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice."

"Look at me, I say look at me when I'm talkin' to you, boy! Any of this gettin' through your noggin? Head, that is."

Foghorn was great!

[MicaelS]

2. "This is going to cause more confusion..

Than a mouse in a burlesque show."

[twizzler]

4. Another great one

Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion.

[Motown_Johnny]

6. Damn I tried to post linking to this but it was self deleted

see my other post... it really should be linked here.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. Years ago I decided I wanted Foghorn on my grave marker, along with

a paraphrasing of one of his lines.

Here Lies (Real Name)
April 23, 1963 - ?? ?? 20?? (date of final demise)
Fortunately, He Kept His Feathers Numbered For Just Such An Occasion




Maybe I should get around to designing it one of these days. I love the idea of someone walking through an old graveyard a hundred, or more, years from now and noticing it. I'm betting they would have no freaking idea what the hell it meant. That just makes me smile.

[twizzler]

7. That would be a great tombstone

Kids nowadays have no idea who foghorn leghorn was. Some of my favorite cartoons where written and produced by Tex Avery, he really had a warped sense of humor.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. I can't have a real stone, just one of those little markers

I have my plot, have had it since I was a kid.


My parents have religious shit on theirs. You know, the sacred heart of Jesus / Mary ... that kinda shit. I just can't stand to do that so I thought something more existential would be appropriate.

I wonder if I can get away with it. It is a Catholic cemetery.

[twizzler]

9. If they let you

you'll be the talk of the town.

[Motown_Johnny]

10. ROFL, I found a site that will laser etch photos onto stones for $150.00

a 5 x 7 rectangle of Foghorn should do it.

OMG.. this is just hilarious to me.. I have it bookmarked now.

http://www.mikeslaseretching.com/laser_portraits.html

[hifiguy]

11. Oh, that is a great, great idea!