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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)
Fri Jul 1, 2022, 03:26 AM Jul 2022

Ass Donut

I'm having a personal medical issue that has forced me to sit on one of those ass donuts.

Don't ask me what the problem is, or I will notify the authorities that you are attempting to violate my HIPAA rights.

You don't want to open up that can of worms, trust me on that.

So move along.

Go about your business.

This is none of your concern.

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Ass Donut (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jul 2022 OP
Not to be an ass, butt I think you meant none not one. Funtatlaguy Jul 2022 #1
I have made the required correction and notified my lawyer of your HIPAA violation. LuckyCharms Jul 2022 #2
Ok, sorry that I butted in. I'm a real ass. Funtatlaguy Jul 2022 #3
Don't be so hard on yourself. LuckyCharms Jul 2022 #4
Speaking of the hole picture reminds me I'm due a colonoscopy. Funtatlaguy Jul 2022 #13
We Don't Serve Your Kind Here wyn borkins Jul 2022 #5
I can't show you my papers. LuckyCharms Jul 2022 #6
What does HIPPA cover...... multigraincracker Jul 2022 #7
I do have a question True Dough Jul 2022 #8
Is this your sly way of telling us you're *not* a perfect ass? sl8 Jul 2022 #9
Is it glazed? Harker Jul 2022 #10
Forget glazed... Laffy Kat Jul 2022 #11
Ehhhh... Harker Jul 2022 #12
I had to click on your post. zanana1 Jul 2022 #14
You have worms in your can? lame54 Jul 2022 #15

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)
4. Don't be so hard on yourself.
Fri Jul 1, 2022, 03:59 AM
Jul 2022

You need to look at the hole picture.

This one incident does not make you an ass.

wyn borkins

(1,109 posts)
5. We Don't Serve Your Kind Here
Fri Jul 1, 2022, 04:16 AM
Jul 2022

Me-thinks, you obi-wan doughnut (at least). Also, I will need to see your HIPPA papers before I let you go about your business; if approved, you may then move along...move along.

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)
6. I can't show you my papers.
Fri Jul 1, 2022, 04:25 AM
Jul 2022

I'm sitting on them to shield them from anyone who may want to steal them in order to prevent me from suing them.

Those papers are my bread and butt-er.

I'm going to get rich from all of these lawsuits.

I will prevail.

The law is on my side.

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