Trump can declassify documents just by thinking about it. What can you do?

[milestogo]

[dweller]

1. I can bore myself into a stuporous sleep

just by not thinking …

😵?💫



✌🏻

[walkingman]

2. I can play a pretty good "tonguealina"....you take a long hair

and stretch it over a dog's ass and then pluck it with your tongue. It sounds pretty good but leaves a bad taste in your mouth. 😂

[Cartoonist]

3. I can clear a room just by passing gas.

[Kaleva]

10. I can clear a swimming pool just by.....

[3catwoman3]

4. I can actually...

… “think” my blood pressure reading down 5-10 points by breathing deeply and visualizing wide rivers.

[PXR-5]

5. I can watch Biden

reclassify them with his mind.

[Peregrine Took]

6. I can core a apple. n/t

[Buckeye_Democrat]

7. I can solve a math problem...

... just by thinking about it.

Professors demanded documentation of it, though.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. I can convince myself that one more martini won't hurt!

[Midnight Writer]

9. I can balance one penny on top of another. (if someone gives me two pennies)

[wnylib]

11. I can see right through Jedi Trump's gaslighting.

It's a Dem power that the R's lack.

[milestogo]

12. I can command my dog to ignore me.